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i have 2 kids from 2 differnt moms, i just got a job and its at ups, i live at my friends appartment, i use my friends car, i have 15 dollars in my wallet, i masterbate to indian and latin porn, and i live in sylmar ca. should i get more drunk?

2006-10-06 09:28:07 · 23 answers · asked by brandonbamboo 2 in Family & Relationships Other - Family & Relationships

23 answers

Fifteen dollars --------------- go out and knock up another three kids.................

2006-10-06 09:31:08 · answer #1 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0 0

taking the easy way out, for what? You got your health, you're not locked up, you got a job, and good friends nice enuf to help you out til you get on your own feet.

Let me help you out. Tomorrow, I'm going to my uncle's funeral. Nice man who got cancer, and after being in remission for 2 years, the cancer came back with a vengeance and spread from his prostate, to his liver, to his bones in a matter of a few months. We had to watch a strapping 250lb man shrink down to less than 150lbs. He went from self sufficient to having a nurse have to change his diaper and spent his last days on oxygen & morphine.

What are you drinking for? I have less money than you have, more kids than you have and I don't drink.

Get it together now, before it's too late!

2006-10-06 16:46:15 · answer #2 · answered by dct1218 4 · 0 0

I think you should watch Larry the Cable Guy Health Inspector... you'll learn something and you need to get off your butt and think about those kids instead of being in a bar and drinking booze that jiggles (jello shots).

2006-10-06 16:30:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sounds to me like you can't afford the money it would take to buy the alcohol to get drunk! Be more productive and selective with both your time and money. You may just find your life begins to improve! good luck!

2006-10-06 16:34:44 · answer #4 · answered by N0_white_flag 5 · 0 0

Am drunk because I just saw two friends. He was singing the song they had at their wedding as she was sliping into that long dark sleep. She was only 37.

2006-10-06 16:32:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You arent drunk because of that. You are drunk because you choose to drink as oppose to changing your life. That means you are drunk because you are lazy and dont feel the need to not be drunk.

2006-10-06 16:30:54 · answer #6 · answered by Jess 4 · 0 0

A job for UPS is a good job... You should be happy, not drinking to dull the pain.

2006-10-06 16:29:58 · answer #7 · answered by kt 2 · 0 0

To have done this to your life I would say you've been drunk long enough. Sober up and try to make it better.

2006-10-06 16:31:41 · answer #8 · answered by JustMe 6 · 0 0

Indian porn? Is that indian as in native american or indian as in from India?

2006-10-06 16:29:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Nope..try to sober up and focus on giving your kids a good future.:-)

2006-10-06 16:29:29 · answer #10 · answered by wittlewabbit 6 · 1 0

get as drunk as your $15 will allow..lol

2006-10-06 16:29:46 · answer #11 · answered by anthony v 3 · 0 0

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