2006-10-06 09:24:02 · 4 answers · asked by Elisabeth 2 in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
A mushroom walks into a pub and sits down at the bar.
The bartender comes over and says "we don't serve your kind here"
The mushroom replies "Aww, c'mon I'm a fungi!"
(fungi or "fun guy")
2006-10-06 09:52:07 · answer #1 · answered by Telesto 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once a man goes to a television shop and asks the shopkeeper,"Do u have colour t.v.?". The shopkeeper replies"Yes".The man says,"Ok, then give me red one!!!"--------I hope u remember this!
2006-10-06 16:31:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the cookie go to the doctor...because he felt crumby
2006-10-06 16:32:32 · answer #3 · answered by lamczyknic3000 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh! how's that for easy to remember?
2006-10-06 16:57:07 · answer #4 · answered by LADY DI 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋