What was the funniest thing you have done or said that got you in trouble?
2006-10-06 09:21:26 · 19 answers · asked by Kookie 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
When I was 3, I woke up before everybody else, went to the garage, opened a bucket of paint, found a paintbrush, painted the fridge, the wall, the carpet, the dog the basketball, the table and chair, the garage floor and door, and who knows what else.
Then I went to the fridge and threw a dozen eggs on the ground and started stomping on them. When my mom asked me what I had done, I told her Scrambled eggs.
That was the only spanking I ever received.
2006-10-06 09:24:25 · answer #1 · answered by amber ɹəqɯɐ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was in court for drink driving 5 times over the limit the judge said i'm surprised you could walk to your car to which i replied i did'nt i got a taxi
2006-10-06 16:42:28 · answer #2 · answered by benny_bull_frog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I reached for a dropped pencil in school and let out a big toot. Unfortunately this was in the middle of a "quiet" test.
2006-10-06 16:23:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
After being rejected by a girl at a bar, I said: "so I guess a bj in the parking lot is out of the question?"
2006-10-06 16:25:11 · answer #4 · answered by TJD 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
my friend asked a girl if he could be her gynecologist! he tried to use it as a pick up line. it was pretty funny. then we went to a club one time and asked a girl if she was gonna go to her car by herself later.. she left right then. of course we dont mean these things we just like to see the reaction.
2006-10-06 16:26:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
made out in the hot sun on a beach and got burnt
2006-10-06 16:24:24 · answer #6 · answered by aaks 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I farted during sex and it smelled really bad we had to stop and get some spray I felt so humuliated but laugh at it since.
2006-10-06 16:23:36 · answer #7 · answered by Pretty me :) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi
2006-10-06 16:22:03 · answer #8 · answered by guru 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
numerous times in the service when someone says are u deaf and i say yeah and i get my butt chewed but i really am deaf
2006-10-06 16:25:35 · answer #9 · answered by the dynamic 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i told my judge to quit molesting his son. then he sent me back in for anouther 6 months
2006-10-06 16:22:47 · answer #10 · answered by brandonbamboo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋