Ode to a Fruit Tart
The jaded man whore
Couldn't take it anymore.
Filled to the brim
With his tonic and gin.
Heart felt of lead.
Wished to be dead.
And so he wrote
A goodbye note
"This life I part
As a fruit tart.
I cut with a knife,
To end my life."
2006-10-06 16:37:35
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answer #1
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answered by Gin Martini 5
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Good by fruit tart, alas we must part.
you know that I love you but soon I'll forget.
that I gutsed you down with no sad regret.
fruit tart of my dreams I wish you were 2.
cause I wont feel fulfilled till I eat more and spew.
FUN ask more.
2006-10-06 22:06:42
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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Bye bye, apple pie. Have a merry, boysenberry.Glad I met ye, Apple Betty.We must part, sweet tart. Here's my heart, pumpkin tart.
2006-10-06 13:28:15
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answer #3
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answered by rhymer 4
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Fry Pie!
In a vat of Lye!
Bullseye!
Don't Cry!
I'm a crossed Eye
Wise Guy!
On the Sly
For Jewish Rye!
2006-10-06 09:28:00
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answer #4
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answered by kimandchris2 5
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A stone it is on my own, for each week in a creek, it is compelled to pass by the chilly water pass, to its resting place close to a mountain face, able it is beneficial decrease than newly formed ice.
2016-10-15 22:10:28
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answer #5
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answered by ? 4
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Bye pie
2006-10-06 09:07:04
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answer #6
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answered by icddppl 5
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fruit tart, fruit tart
you make my tummy start,
to rumble loudly in the dark
and, make my bottom fart... sorry, that's grosss
2006-10-06 09:29:51
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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A poem for ya!
I must depart,
My dear fruit tart.
It saddens me,
That we'll be apart.
2006-10-06 09:20:33
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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Get out you tart,
You've broken my heart!
2006-10-06 09:14:34
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answer #9
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answered by Pumpkin Head 4
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if someone comes around and lets out a fart.....i spit out my fruit tart
2006-10-06 09:11:12
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answer #10
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answered by Ruth Less RN 5
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