It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.
Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with an astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C.
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, only drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first ... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.
*** After the first 10 answers , I will then reveal to you who each canidate is. Thanks for playing.
2006-10-06 08:32:36 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
I see some of you have done your homework.
Canidate A.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Canidate B.
Winston Churchill
Canidate C.
Adolf Hitler
2006-10-06 09:26:54 · update #1
I'll take B since that's Churchill.
2006-10-06 08:36:11 · answer #1 · answered by Mark M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll go with a, he sounds like an *** but if he chain smokes, he'll get lung cancer and die, and the vp will become presiden t and he is a long standing advocate for the working man, who isn't married becasue his wife died ten years ago and he can't stand the thought of marring another woman. He doens't drink or smoke. Eats only nuts, and water, and wants to buy the owrld a coke!-I don't beleive C is so innocent, they just have not found the skeletons in his closet, plus decorated war hero-probably republican. and B sounds like George Bush, and he alreday needs to be out of office. : )
2006-10-06 08:42:39 · answer #2 · answered by Tonya L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We're supposed to choose candidate C who turns out to be Hitler right? Honestly, how can you trust a vegetarian. The first one is obviously Clinton and the second one is obviously Teddy Kennedy.
2006-10-06 08:36:46 · answer #3 · answered by Jeff F 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd go with Candidate A.
B is too nasty, C is too healthy. A is a decent compilation of most peoples vices. Plus, at least we're up front about his problems.
HOWEVER, I prefer to choose my candidates based on their beliefs and stances rather than their personal habits, since personal habits don't often reflect beliefs and voting tendencies.
2006-10-06 08:40:08 · answer #4 · answered by Goose&Tonic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Canditate A....I love drinking and I smoke. Plus candidate C seems like he would be a boring *** tool. Candidate B would be cool to go on a bender with like once a month
2006-10-06 08:35:44 · answer #5 · answered by tobcol 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd choose Candidate B, whom I believe to be Churchill. I don't know for sure who Candidate A might be, but I'd guess Lenin or Stalin. Candidate C, I'm almost certain is Hitler. -RKO-
2006-10-06 08:40:07 · answer #6 · answered by -RKO- 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Candidate "C" based solely on the given facts. I'm sure there is additional information for each.
2006-10-06 08:38:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Candidate C is Hitler.
2006-10-06 08:34:57 · answer #8 · answered by FozzieBear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
D) None of the above!
Actually, candidate B sounds like my college roommate, and he was an OK guy when he was sober.
Which wasn't often, I admit.
2006-10-06 08:38:35 · answer #9 · answered by Chredon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We already have a world leader and it is GW Bush, John Kerry cheated on his wife
2006-10-06 08:38:06 · answer #10 · answered by Colorado 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋