2006-10-06 08:09:02 · 23 answers · asked by Grinner5000 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
The topic of right to 'bear' arms has been brought up within the halls of congress and was seemingly passing quietly through until one 'adam ant ' and a band of rebel insects contacted congress threatening to disrupt the passing of the bill if it did not include the insect community . this news leaked out recently and was siezed upon by the aracnids who have stated their intrest in this bill and also wish to be included in the bill ,here lies the problem . the insect and aracnids would be able to 'bear ' more arms than the ' bear ' so fears of uprisal by insects and aracnids if this bill was to be passed meansthat as of now the bill will be stalled in the halls of congress .
2006-10-06 08:30:34 · answer #1 · answered by overbomber66 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm on it. First thing Monday morning I'll take my bill for the right to bare arms to Congress. See, all you needed was more faith in the abilities of the good old USA - another problem solved.
2006-10-07 02:00:46 · answer #2 · answered by Silkie1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...probably the same time us humans are allowed to bear arms. Now, in Indiana if another bear tried to hurt a bear in his cave..the cave owner could use deadly force to protect what is his..I figure claws would suffice at that point..and pointy teeth...
2006-10-06 08:13:36 · answer #3 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that would stop all these macho hunters going out into the woods eh, Shooting something that was armed would be too dangerous ooh we can't have that!!! brilliant question posed here, NICE ONE!
2006-10-06 08:13:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They have to prove that they have the coordination to hold a gun first.
I wouldn't give any guns to my cats, that's for sure. There'd be a daily shootout around the couch.
2006-10-06 08:16:55 · answer #5 · answered by Chris J 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When bears can pay for one, provide appropriate ID, fill out the necessary forms, pass the safety test, undergo a background check, wait 15 days, and buy the gun lock.
2006-10-06 08:21:04 · answer #6 · answered by Uncle Pennybags 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's Nice being the Most heavily armed nation on earth. It tends to keep forign invaders out.
2006-10-06 08:14:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
forget rifles - ever seen a bear with an uzi? man those guys are lethal. puts a whole new spin on that classic nursery rhyme
2006-10-06 13:00:09 · answer #8 · answered by greenday4ever 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that only animals should be allowed to own guns. They're a helluva lot more sensible than people.
2006-10-06 08:12:24 · answer #9 · answered by Ms. Roxie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I really wouldn't trust my dog with a gun. He's not right in the head, you know? It could be disastrous.
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2006-10-06 14:15:18 · answer #10 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋