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my 5 year old nephew had summer reading classes at the library and there was a little boy there, and his name was Lightning Bolt.
(Particularly this paragraph) I live in Ohio...i never seen the boy myself, but i do know that i've never seen Indians around where i live, or anywhere in Ohio for that matter...also there are people who live in my town and their last name is Swackhammer

2006-10-06 06:24:23 · 5 answers · asked by Alotta F 2 in Entertainment & Music Celebrities

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There is no way to explain the relevance of something irrelevant.

2006-10-06 06:36:18 · answer #1 · answered by Absent Glare 3 · 0 0

A friend of mine's dad was a teacher at a grade school and there was a girl there with the last name of Buggs. If that wasn't bad enough- no lie, I've seen her picture from the school newsletter with her name-- her parents named her Early June!
At the University of Wisconsin @ Stevens Point there was a professor there who had it really bad. His last name was Hed. His parents must have hated him because they named him Richard! Poor guy. lol
Where I work now there is a guy with the last name of Johnson. I know that's not bad until you consider the slang meaning of 'Johnson' in England which has to do with a male body part. Add his first name and it's actually kind of funny. His first name is Randy. heh-heh
Then there's the race car driver with the name **** Trickle and the ex-football player with the name **** Butkis.
I'm glad my dad exercised discretion when it came to naming me. My name is Preston Hill. He told me he actually considered naming me Clayton. Can you imagine how that would have gone over in school? Clay Hill !!!!
I have ideas for my own kids too. I would name my little girl Yoda Llona Hill (say this fast running the names together smoothly) and my son I'll name Overthe Toppathe Hill. LOL-- just kidding. But I do like the legitimate name I would give my daughter if I had one... Autumn Hill. Almost sounds like a place but it's pretty. There is a little Inn in Massachusetts called the Preston Hill Inn-- but the Preston Hill in this case is an actual hill. I've often thought about going there and claiming I was the owner! Think it would work?!?!?!
Have a great day and enjoyed the question!

Hey- I just thought of this one- what do you call a great big bunch of false teeth? A Mass/a/chu/setts!!!!

2006-10-06 06:47:45 · answer #2 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 0 1

She assumed the Lightning Bolt was an Indian (Native American)? Or, it could be because silly people ramble.

2006-10-06 06:28:04 · answer #3 · answered by the_divine_ms_erin 2 · 0 0

Um. What the hell are you talking about?



(well done for creating a bubble of surreality though)

2006-10-06 06:28:24 · answer #4 · answered by tyrian&eustas(the puffin) 2 · 0 0

WTF? Are you even speaking English? Seriously, you might want to rephrase your question so we know what your shooting for.

2006-10-06 06:28:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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