A--"wanna buy some wood?"
B--"what about poland?"
C--"heckofva job"
D--"darn good intelligence"
2006-10-06 06:03:16 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Watch David Letterman.....He usually puts one of Bush's more brilliant utterances on a segment!! LMAO
2006-10-06 06:09:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love this one:
REPORTER: What do you think tribal sovereignty means in the 21st century, and how do we resolve conflicts between tribes and the federal and state governments?
DUBYA: Yeah -- tribal sovereignty means that, it's sovereign. It's -- you're a -- you're a -- you've been given sovereignty, and you're -- viewed as a sovereign entity. [Laughter emanates from the audience]
REPORTER: Okay.
DUBYA: And, therefore, the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between -- sovereign entities.
2006-10-06 06:09:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
D--"darn good intelligence"
2006-10-06 06:05:29 · answer #3 · answered by jennifer3ai 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He said he would preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution when he was inaugurated.
It didn't seem funny at the time. What irony.
2006-10-06 06:06:33 · answer #4 · answered by imnogeniusbutt 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nothing President Bush has said so far is nearly as funny as Mr. Clinton's now famous, "I did not have sex with that woman..."
The "depends on what the meaning of is is" is also pretty funny...
2006-10-06 06:09:29 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
2006-10-06 06:07:28 · answer #6 · answered by notme 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
John Kerry would have made a great President.
2006-10-06 06:35:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
There's so much funny stuff to choose from, you can make a dictionary sized book.
2006-10-06 06:05:47 · answer #8 · answered by brian2412 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It changes daily, because he keeps talking, but here's my current favorite.
"I will not withdraw, even if Laura and Barney are the only ones supporting me." --George W. Bush, talking to key Republicans about Iraq
**Note-Barney is his dog.
2006-10-06 06:08:29 · answer #9 · answered by jemmy 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It is better to ask 'What is the wisest thing the President has ever said?'
2006-10-06 06:07:20 · answer #10 · answered by Sami V 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋