the competitors are: Jet Li, Jackie Chan, Chuck Norris, Jean Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal .... it's a bloodfest and you choose who the victor is!!!!
2006-10-06 05:38:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Awesome question, my friend! haha.... ANd Oh this will be good.....
Well, the first one to go is Van Damme. He's not very bright to begin with and therefore doesn't realize that the only move Chuck really has is a roundhouse, and as Chuck begins to repeatly kick in his direction (with the sam EXACT roundhouse) he just stands there and until a roundhouse kick lands and Van Damme meets his appointment with death.
Meanwhile Jet Li, being the smallest, yet fastest, wisely dodges the onslaught until the others finish each other off.
....Which doesn't take long to happen as Chuck has just finished off Van Damme, and Jackie Chan who spots that Seagal's ponytail is already pulled SOOO tight to his face that it looks like his face is under 3 times the G Force pressure of the world's fastest jet, gives his ponytail one more slight tug, causing the pressure on Steven's face to make his eyes pop out!! Left with no eyes and blind now, Steven is now defenseless as Jackie pushes him toward Chuck and Norris roundhouse kicks his head off!
Seeing as how effective their recent and unplanned teamwork was, Chuck and Jackie decide that it might be most wise to corral the young, elusive, and faster Jet Li. ...As Chuck begins to give chase, the distracted Li, is lassoed by Chan with the use of the ponytail of the recently decapated head of Steven Seagal. ...And as Jet Li lies helpless... Yep, you guessed it... Chuck roundhouse kicks his head off!!
Jackie Chan, impressed by what he has just witnessed from the older Norris, starts to realize that he has always had real admiration and secret gay crush on Chuck and as he begins to confess his undying love for Chuck, drops his guard, and begins to tell Chuck, "I have no wish to fight you..." ..Chuck answers with a profound roundhouse to the head that can be felt all the way back to China ...which is ironiclly where Jackie's head ends up landing.
The End.
CHUCK wins!!!
2006-10-06 06:07:17 · answer #1 · answered by PJ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jet Li because he doesn't talk about winning, he just wins. I love his quiet yet powerful persona. Jackie Chan because he is also powerful and is down to earth and real. Jean Claude Van Damme is nice to look at, he is my eye candy in the martial arts. Last and least Steven Seagal and Chuck Morris, they are conceited and talk to much especially Steven-who never gets a lick when fighting(really realistic). Winners are Jet Li and Jackie Chan, they have strong yet mysterious powers-you never know when they are coming, until you hit the floor.
2006-10-06 05:46:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jackie Chan goes flying through the air into a flying spin kick and knocks the **** out of chuck Norri's fake smile for the cheesy camera face..while jean tries his luck on Steven but Steven being prepared for all take the watermelons out from under his armpits and smashes it on jeans head jet Li approaching the messy situation not aware that Steven still has one remaining weapon his extreme sarcasm bores jet Li to death and face's his last remaining apponent..jackie...jackie scales the wall and bumps his head on a unexpected water pipe at the same time falling on Steven and killing him..now that's taking care of business
2006-10-06 05:49:52 · answer #3 · answered by Don't get me started 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either Jet Li or Jackie Chan. Probably Jet Li. All those white guys are old.
2006-10-06 05:41:58 · answer #4 · answered by Juli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like Jackie Chan because he has a sense of humor.
2006-10-06 05:40:59 · answer #5 · answered by PatsyBee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-15 21:57:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jackie Chan, his extra weapon is humor!
2006-10-06 05:40:43 · answer #7 · answered by onottopilot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jackie chan, he can be slippery as an eel. may escape cage too.
2006-10-06 05:44:18 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uuhh... Jackie Chan!!
2006-10-06 05:42:33 · answer #9 · answered by ????a?? ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋