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Larylz...are you in the house?

2006-10-06 05:06:06 · 15 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Dont know but I'm pissed they dont share with us montanan's

2006-10-06 06:47:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Can't talk for all my fellow Canadians but for me:

I love beer because:
1) It's dirt cheap at my corner store
2) It's available in powerful formats (4% to 10.1%)
3) It's available in various formats (bottles, cans, kegs, cases, and my favorite: the 1.18 liter glass bottle!)
4) It's like cough syrup; tastes awful but works wonders!
5) It prevents me from going on a homocidal binge!
6) It helps me try to ignore my lousy and loud neighbours, Mr. EarthQuake and his construction crew.
7) It helps me relax when I have to endure my neighbours.
8) It helps to keep me warm when my wife's not around!
9) It honours my ancestry to drink beer.
10) At least it's not like wine; wine is for snotty people who like to imagine they are educated and cultured, when in fact they're just trying to emulate other cultures by imitating them!

OK so that last point (#10) was totally free and useless, but I felt the need to say it; Quebecers who drink wine all seem to think they're hip and cool because they are trying to imitate the Frenchies from France... Ooohh... Big efing deal!

So in the immortal words of Buffy The Vampire Slayer:
".... Beer GOOD!..."

Cheers!

2006-10-06 12:33:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I love beer,but I assume every red blooded American does also.

2006-10-06 12:08:02 · answer #3 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0 0

For the same reason Russians like Vodka so much I suppose.

2006-10-06 12:07:50 · answer #4 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 0 0

It goes well with all the hockey and curling they watch. I have to admit, I enjoy Canadian brew. Labbats is good stuff.

2006-10-06 12:12:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He pops in and out, makes me wonder what he's really up to, trying to take over the world and all ;)

2006-10-06 12:11:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I bet he's passed out again man.

2006-10-06 12:10:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i'm a usa chick & I love my beer......why are you gonna buy me one or six?

2006-10-06 12:36:28 · answer #8 · answered by badgurl 5 · 0 0

It's cold there it keeps them warm

2006-10-06 16:18:04 · answer #9 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0 1

They got nothing better to drink.

2006-10-06 12:12:08 · answer #10 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0 1

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