Why men are just happier than women
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care
of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You
can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can
wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world
is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom
because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which
way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when
you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is
practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One
mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat(well for
some of them that aren't jabber jaws). You know stuff about tanks. A
five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own
jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If
someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than
enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to
see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original
color. The same hairstyle lasts for years (provided you still have some),
maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big
hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can
wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a
pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You
can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
2006-10-06 04:52:01 · 22 answers · asked by terri2003anne 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
That was great fun... thanks!
2006-10-06 04:55:01 · answer #1 · answered by leavemealonestalker 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
oh please that is so sexist. ok who has to put up there girlfriends moods. who gets yelled at for no reason?who goes out at three am to go get there girlfriend chocolate caue shes pregnant and needs it, or hell never here the end of it.guys have it hard to . there always expected to be the strong ones. even when things get hard. its always a macho contest. if you have small boobs there are ways to make them look bigger. but if you have a small **** there no faking . it is what it is.guys are so uncomplicated. and they have to try to figure girls out. girls are the difficult ones. guys can be real asses though . but dont you ever sit here and and try to tell people that the males have it easier then girls.
2006-10-06 12:03:53 · answer #2 · answered by ~your guardian angel~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hun, I'm sure men have more problems then we are aware of. Women are in controll of sex! We controll if it good for them or if it's frustrating! We can say yes & then change our minds at the last second & say NO! And, they have to live w/ it!!
2006-10-06 12:00:10 · answer #3 · answered by amaridge3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah but women expect/have everything paid for plus they're the opnes that decide about whether sex is going to happen or not, and the smart use that as a manipulation to control men.
2006-10-06 12:31:29 · answer #4 · answered by 10 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God, what planet are you living on? Half of what you said is not true for so many men. Thats a bunch of crap.
2006-10-06 12:01:14 · answer #5 · answered by ~~ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes but we get the satisfaction of tease and making them beg we are their weakness and we can make them do almost anything if we want to. Because we have what they really want right between are legs.
2006-10-06 11:57:57 · answer #6 · answered by Dakotah D 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is so true! Some of them wouldn't be able to handle the problems we have! lol.
2006-10-06 12:06:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree ,but a lot of men have high amounts of stress too and their not pretty and soft as you are
2006-10-06 11:58:15 · answer #8 · answered by twopipes1 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Most certainly agree. Makes one wonder why womens drives themselves so crazy.
2006-10-06 11:55:14 · answer #9 · answered by The Baron 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm still glad to be a woman! Their lives may be easier, but we are still in control!!
2006-10-06 11:58:37 · answer #10 · answered by Kailey 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I agree but women are stronger ... i would much rather stay a woman
2006-10-06 11:56:44 · answer #11 · answered by Muy Buena 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋