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Some say the Hump Miester was pushed. Others say ole Dump jumped. Was he a success or failure? How did he get on the wall? Who are the king's men? If Hump was on top of the world, why didn't he stay? If you were once a success but fail...does that mean you can never get put back together again?

2006-10-06 04:26:55 · 26 answers · asked by Doug C 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

26 answers

I think Humpty did reach the pinnacle of success. He was the only one on the wall. I think where he got into trouble is when he SAT. When you sit on past successes and education and learning then you get lethargic and eventually sit...rock...fall.

2006-10-06 05:12:46 · answer #1 · answered by tracetraining 2 · 1 0

Dude, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, he cracked because all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put Humpty together again.

2006-10-06 04:29:49 · answer #2 · answered by Beauty 1 · 0 0

1 theory is Humpty Dumpty was a fertilized Egg & he was ABORTED.
Another theory is Humpty was tooooo high & got busted.
My theory is Humpty Dumpty was trying to commit suicide, & the
Psychiatrists gave him Prozac & he was fine. Then later found out
he had Samanella & died of poisoning.It could've been Bird Flu I'm
not sure.

2006-10-06 04:34:38 · answer #3 · answered by anitababy.brainwash 6 · 2 0

Humtpy Dumpty got was put on the wall by the Kings men, which are the Kings servants. The reason they put him up there is because he was a bad egg and he stunk..........He couldn't balance up there beacause he is so big and round, he fell off.they pretended to be sad and try to put him together......but they couldn't...and they didn't eat him, because he was a bad egg. So they fed him to the dogs, Learn your lesson not to be a bad egg. :)

2006-10-06 04:33:27 · answer #4 · answered by megs 2 · 1 0

actually humpty dumpty was not that well off.. so he was working on cleaning and repairing roofs for a living the wall was just a representation, then he had an asthma attack while he was fixing holes and everything which resulted in him losing balance..

no problemo señora.. boom he fell

2006-10-06 04:30:57 · answer #5 · answered by ginoscl 2 · 0 0

Humpty is a ninja or has made 20 thousand clones of himself... killed all of them and put them in children's story and made millions. Was he a success you ask? Well what else can you call an egg that has ninja powers and made the first cloning machine?

2006-10-06 04:33:50 · answer #6 · answered by Gold Wings 2 · 1 0

Humpty Dumpty is actually a scumbag trying to con his insurance company. So don't feel sorry for him!

2006-10-06 04:35:27 · answer #7 · answered by Kevinlad 3 · 2 0

According to Conspiracy Theorists, Humpty-Dumpty was indeed pushed.

2006-10-06 04:29:54 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

since he couldnt be put together again, the kings men collected the pieces and started a fertilizer company (b/c of the horses)

2006-10-06 04:36:46 · answer #9 · answered by DeeVee D. Essemar 5 · 2 0

He fell down and went boom! No more humpty dumpty ever again!

2006-10-06 04:33:58 · answer #10 · answered by Evilisme_chickie 2 · 0 0

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