A husband, wife, and a son walk into an ice-cream shop.
The dad says, "I'll have a chocolate”. The wife says, "I'll have a vanilla”.
Then the dad slaps his son in the back of the head and says, "What do you want
fat head?"
The lady helping them says "Why did you hit him in the back of the head and
call him fat head?"
The husband says, "There are three things in life a man wants:
The first thing is a nice big truck. And you see that nice big truck sitting
there (outside) that's my nice truck!!!
The second thing in life a man wants is a nice big house. You seen that nice
big house on top of the hill on the edge of town? That's my big house!!!
The third thing in life a man wants is a nice tight pu*ssy, and I had that
until fat head came along!!!"
2006-10-06 03:36:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
hahahahaha....ur cracking me up!!!!!!
2006-10-06 04:10:38 · answer #1 · answered by sweetangel1328 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Should've had the Doc stich a drawstring in.....lol
2006-10-06 15:30:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
im in stitches..hey your mrs could use a couple by the sounds of it...lol..rofl..cheers mate good joke
2006-10-06 10:50:41 · answer #3 · answered by waveboy7675 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good one man
2006-10-06 10:40:33 · answer #4 · answered by Jake 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA he he he
2006-10-06 10:40:02 · answer #5 · answered by wHaT eVeR 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO......Good times!
2006-10-06 12:39:06 · answer #6 · answered by Karen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol... that's a good one.
2006-10-06 10:43:35 · answer #7 · answered by Julz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee
2006-10-06 10:38:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
citizen what to say read all your jokes man you on fire thanks for starting my weekend
2006-10-06 12:37:25 · answer #9 · answered by playful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:) :) CItzen thanks for all the jokes you do we Love you . Keep up The Good work !!!!!!!!! :) :) Citzen I Love you:) ::) :) :)
2006-10-06 11:42:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋