There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful blonde
teen-aged daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they always
wanted.
After months of trying, the wife became pregnant and, sure enough, nine months
later delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to
see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he
had ever seen.
He went to his wife and said that there was no way he could be the father of
that child.
"Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered." Then he gave her a stern
look and asked, "Have you been fooling around on me?"
The wife just smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time”.
2006-10-06 03:32:22 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
i love it. thanx for making me smile
2006-10-06 04:06:45 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG, is this a joke? Cuz it was freakin funny...sorry.
Yes, sex outside the marriage is very wrong.
2006-10-06 03:36:56 · answer #2 · answered by ~~ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool story!!! but it is soooooooo wrong to cheat, especially if u have a family.....! if u wanna cheat thattmeans u r unhappy with tthe person u r with...if u r unhappy then u divorce! sleep around then!
2006-10-06 03:38:12 · answer #3 · answered by Joey G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And how did you look when you were born? Your wife is in the midlife crisis...she is insecure about you. She needs space.
2006-10-06 03:36:17 · answer #4 · answered by Carmen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wrong, marriage is the union of two souls in HOLY matrimony, only then should they express that love in intimacy
2006-10-06 03:34:51 · answer #5 · answered by bassist_of_light 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it is wrong. I mean if you are commited,really love that person then why would you need to?
2006-10-06 05:03:14 · answer #6 · answered by Dixie H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wrong
2006-10-06 03:34:21 · answer #7 · answered by brainfreeze007 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke, but wrong to cheat!
2006-10-06 03:36:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its very wrong to have sex outside of marriage...funny joke tho..
2006-10-06 04:12:40 · answer #9 · answered by sweetangel1328 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that a question or a joke?
2006-10-06 03:37:15 · answer #10 · answered by steve h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋