A survey for the morning...?

Question

1. Have you ever bought anything at Victoria's Secret? What was it?
2. Which do you prefer: K-Mart, Wal-mart or Target.
3. Would it be all right if I duct taped you to the bed?
4. What's the funniest thing you can think of right now?
5. Do you have a band-aid anywhere on your body right now? Where is it?
6. My octopus and I are going to go on a cruise to the Great Barrier Reef in Australia. Would you like to come with? How many tickets would you need?
7. Why should I pick you as best answer?

Answer 1

1. Have you ever bought anything at Victoria's Secret? What was it?

Yes, I have! Undies, perfume and lotion, mostly. Last Christmas I bought a perfume set for a friend b/c she loves V.S. perfumes. Their undies are nice but kind of expensive. I am too big on top to fit into their other stuff.

2. Which do you prefer: K-Mart, Wal-mart or Target.

Definitely, TARGET.

3. Would it be all right if I duct taped you to the bed?

No 'tanks. I don't even let my hubby do that!

4. What's the funniest thing you can think of right now?

A kitten in the fridge -- alive of course -- I rescue it just in time ... it is chilly. I was wondering where he was. He jumped in when someone was lollygagging with the fridge door open.

5. Do you have a band-aid anywhere on your body right now?

Nope.

Where is it? N/A. I do have cat scratches all over my arms though. Kitty loves me so much she scratches me!!!

6. My octopus and I are going to go on a cruise to the Great Barrier Reef in Australia. Would you like to come with? How many tickets would you need?

Sure, I'll need at least 20 tickets for my hubby, mom, in-laws, brothers & friends. Hmm, maybe I shouldn't bring that many people ... I'll just bring my hubby and maybe 2 friends.

7. Why should I pick you as best answer?

B/c I am a nice person! Me luvum Dragon surveys. They are fun! :)

Answer 2

1.)Unfortunately there are no Victoria Secret facilities in close proximity to my domicile, leaving me with little opportunity to take part in the importing of such goods. I can however presume the purchasers of said merchandise are in the market for attire to show off at one of my sexy parties!

2.)I quite enjoy Wal-Mart. The smiley face on that humorous commercial of theirs really quenches my thirst!

3.)Well, I don’t know if I know you that well yet Abby but I’ll keep the offer in mind.

4.)Forgive me but I’ve been told I’m not really a comical individual. Therefore I will answer a different question in its place.
Have you ever done a prank call?
To cut a long story short, sometimes I call my friends using *69, listen to them breathe then hang up. Hehehe.

5.)Negative, I bruise like a peach but my skin is very durable.

6.)Dear Abby,
I have just recently looked over your proposal for a getaway to the sea and have been surprisingly taken in by your words. Hence my desire to become your comrade first, share a healthy “friendship” then attend to your wishes for a fun-filled family retreat. Also might I say I quiet enjoyed how you have dubbed your pet”Octopus”, very fresh! This is just what the doctor ordered and from now on I would like to consider you my chum. P.S Please write back, its fate that brought us together and you can’t muddle with fate, only dim-witted termagants and toddering fen-sucked dewberries participate in such blasphemy. Alas I must be on my way but for now I bid you adieu.
Signed,
Simply waiting.

7.)Ah ah ah, I think the better question remains, why shouldn’t you pick me as the best answerer?

Good day!

Answer 3

1. Victoria. But shhh....it's a secret.
2. Target. The bags are the best ones to shoot at.
3. Of course. What a silly question.
4. I will not eat them Sam I am.
5. No. Not on my right leg.
6. I would like to come with. No tickets - we stow away.
7. You shouldn't. Just enjoy your day.

Answer 4

I wakened at 10am. the 1st ingredient I did replaced into get a drink then went into the bathe. I do like Mondays, initiate of a sparkling week. i'm at the instant writing, listening to hint, and looking a while for Yahoo Questions in between. My Monday has been ok thank you. ^_^.

Answer 5

1. Yes- special lingerie, thongs, bras
2. Wal-mart
3. You...no
4. You trying to duct tape people to the bed
5. No
6. No thanks
7. You shouldn't...lol :D

Answer 6

1. Yes - bra and underwear
2. wal-mart
3. only if I do you first
4. nothing - I'm in a bad mood.
5. no band-aids
6. sure why not - 4 tickets (me, my kids, and my bf)
7. cuz you want to. if not, no big deal to me

Answer 7

1 no
2 Target
3 no
4 anythign
5 no
6 3
7 because I'm sweet :) :) :) :)

Answer 8

1. lotion and perfume
2. wal-mart
3. only if u go first
4. me naked
5. nope
6. yes only 1
7. because i friggin ROCK!!

Answer 9

1. Lingerie
2. Target
3. too kinky
4. my boss telling me she has to sh*t
5. nope
6. no thanks
7. u have nothing better to do

Answer 10

yes- a thong
wal-mart
no
bunshole- south park
no
sure, why not.....kidding
becuase i have to get to level 2