This butcher lived in an apartment over his shop. One night he was awakened by
strange noises coming from below, so he tiptoed downstairs and saw his
19-year-old daughter sitting on the chopping block and masturbating with a
liverwurst. The butcher sighed and tiptoed back to bed.
The next morning, when a customer walked in and asked for some liverwurst, the
butcher said that he didn't have any left. The customer was really annoyed; she
pointed to the corner of the shop and asked, "No liverwurst? Well, what's that
hanging on the hook right over there?"
The butcher frowned at her. "That", he replied, "is my son-in-law."
2006-10-06 02:59:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Remember the "Title" is only for shock value......so please no serious comments.
2006-10-06 03:00:26 · update #1
lmao.that was funny!!!
2006-10-06 03:02:31 · answer #1 · answered by diva4lyfe669 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ewww. what if that thing got stuck and she got an infection she needs to find a real man. or a vibrator or something eww
2006-10-06 10:02:17 · answer #2 · answered by smores1413 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!
2006-10-06 10:01:21 · answer #3 · answered by But Inside I'm Screaming 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! At least she returned it!! And it likely had a different taste to it!!
2006-10-06 10:03:14 · answer #4 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty icky....not really that funny, sorry.
2006-10-06 10:05:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww that's nasty, and the fact that she put it back is even worse
2006-10-06 10:04:49 · answer #6 · answered by Ms Independent 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny !!
2006-10-06 10:02:39 · answer #7 · answered by kool-K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that made my day thank you soo much!!
2006-10-06 10:05:49 · answer #8 · answered by Adam D. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhh you are just sick and twisted! ... but i like that in a person!
2006-10-06 10:06:27 · answer #9 · answered by Jana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes its okay
2006-10-06 10:16:41 · answer #10 · answered by cb_sager@sbcglobal.net 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋