Why bother with a man? Because a vibrator can't mow your lawn...
Why did god invent woman? Because he looked at man and thought "Ha, I can do better than that"
Just a couple to make you feel better.
2006-10-06 02:56:55
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answer #1
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answered by Jooles 4
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They can't help it - most of them are more interested in sex than most of us. The only way they can ever get enough is to link up with another man whose sex drive matches their own, but that only works if they're gay. I think a lot of men have a perpetual resentment because they think we deliberately withold sex to control them - thus the snide remarks. They don't get it that we just don't need as much as they do. It's biological.
2006-10-06 03:20:40
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answered by Frankie 4
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NO not really...
It give men something to feel better about... They must bash so to look better in their own minds, or someone elses mind, which ever brain they are using on that particular day!
Who really knows WHY they do it... I am just glad my sexually orientated man comes home every nite !!
2006-10-06 03:16:32
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answered by Kitty 6
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Something I said once when I was at school and was getting bullied by a lad (he never did it again) - I said watch out the birds are looking for worms and they'l get yours or - this is really bad but I was 15 - p*nis breath!
2006-10-06 02:54:01
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answered by LOAJP 3
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First God made Adam and put him in the garden.life was great and everything was perfect but Adam got bored.
God , Adam said," I need a companion, I'm bored"
OK God said, I'll tell you what , I'll create you a woman, she'll cook for you , clean for you, never talk back and will even fulfill your every sexual desire.
Hmm Adam thought, This sounds too good to be true God , this is going to cost me an arm and a leg isn't it.
Yes Adam, said God , it will.
Well said Adam, What can I get for a rib?
2006-10-06 03:41:38
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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I reckon us women give as good as we get. We have the perpetual remarks about size of his package,to fall back on ( no pun intended) don't we, with a little finger gesture to go with it.
2006-10-06 02:52:33
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answered by Kate J 4
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Men wouldn't say such derogatory things if women respected themselves and their bodies! The women are the ones giving it up and then b*tch and moan when a man won't commit. You can't have it both ways, ladies.
2006-10-06 02:49:49
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answered by Demon Doll 6
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OMG!! I've never heard that one! I love it! Did you make that up, if you did, that's great, especially the part about the "little" piece of sausage.
2006-10-06 02:44:58
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answered by momcat 4
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i think general male bashing is the equivalent. I think a lot of women have hang ups about men. Let men be men and us women be women. we are all different in our individualities.
2006-10-06 02:48:11
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answered by quozy 2
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Cow
2006-10-06 02:42:42
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answered by Anonymous
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