Mr. Porter loves his pasta
No one else can eat it faster
Mr. Porter's sister Rita
Buys the pasta by the metre
Mr. Porter's oldest daughter
Boils it all in tubs of water.
2006-10-06 02:31:07 · 15 answers · asked by ferarevalo 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
You have to say this in an American accent for it to rhyme!
May we contribute further stanzas?
Mr Porter's youngest son
Thinks spaghetti is great fun.
Mr Porter's nephew Fred
Likes it on a tray in bed.
Mr Porter's young niece Kate
Piles it high on her small plate.
Mr Porter's cousin Harry
Eats as much as he can carry.
2006-10-06 02:38:32 · answer #1 · answered by Doethineb 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry can't say i have heard it....here's one i made up myself!!
Don't fight in the night, it's just not right, especially without a light,
When the sun is shining bright, and all the birds are out in flight,
That, my friend is when it's right
But hold on one minute, fighting is wrong and it takes oh so long
We shouldn't fight we should get along, as we hum ourselves a merry song.
So bear it in mind, that we need to be kind, and stop acting blind
As good friends are hard to find, when you don' t have the time.
And just like this rhyme, it all sounds sublime
There lives a wise old woman, who gives us sound advice,
At a very reasonable price, I hope I don't have to tell you this twice
If you think her advice is remarkably sound, just try to listen
Put your ear to the ground, this is where her wisdom can be found.
She has very strange opinions about all things that matter
But people often think that it's just a load of old clatter.
Then her little helpers spoke out, "Don't judge till you know what she's all about!"
She's the wisest old dear and we have no doubt
And with that they all dissappeared leaving me with nowt.
2006-10-06 03:59:08 · answer #2 · answered by Miss Tickle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mr Porter's family certainly like their pasta.
2006-10-06 02:39:45 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is niot a rhythmn it is a rhyme like this one:
Doctor Foster,
Went to Gloucester, (pronounced Gloster)
In a shower of rain,
He stepped in a puddle,
Right up to his middle,
And never went there again.
And a rhythm is notated in music Are you American, so much for correct use of English used by Americans.
2006-10-06 02:44:47 · answer #4 · answered by jimmyfish 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope. Never heard it. But what's the younger daughter doing?
2006-10-06 02:39:59 · answer #5 · answered by Tina R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ddid you make it up yourself? Surely it should be an Italian name and not Mr. Porter.? Rita is ok because its a latin name...an abbreviation for Margherita.
2006-10-06 02:38:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nope!
2006-10-06 02:41:17 · answer #7 · answered by libbyft 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO but i have one for you ,,,,mary had a little lamb she also had a bear i often seen her little lamb but never seen her bear lol
2006-10-06 02:39:12 · answer #8 · answered by leslie c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No never heared it before, did you just make it up?.
2006-10-06 02:47:05 · answer #9 · answered by Angel-Lady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, never heard of it, like it though!
2006-10-06 02:32:17 · answer #10 · answered by tattooedgray 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋