I left my girlfriends house extra special early so as to give my wife some "quality" time. What does she do? She sniffs my pants and tells me I smell like ****. I tell her that I was just thinking sooooo much about her that I was, well, excited. Isn't that a compliment?
I mean, I came home didn't I? And for once, didn't ask "What's for breakfast?" I am just about ready to wait till lunch time to come home.
2006-10-06 01:31:34 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Guess I'll have to add "scum" to my resume.
2006-10-06 01:51:30 · update #1
That little Italian fellow is is somewhat irritating, isn't he?
2006-10-06 10:15:54 · update #2
You should have stopped and got breakfast for the wife and kids before coming home. What kind of man are you..........I don't blame her for being mad. Her boyfriend just left after a quicky. She doesn't have all day to cook. Remember the breakfast next time...Come on you got to know this one..
2006-10-06 01:52:59 · answer #1 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*stares at this question a while*
I can't get past the idea of your wife sniffing your pants. Or did you take my advice and get two more dogs? And now your wife sees how well you respond to their affection so she's trying the same tactics they do?
If this is the case, treat her as you would your dogs. She obviously loves this. Spank her with a newspaper and send her outside until she can learn to sit and behave.
Hope this helps.
2006-10-07 06:59:23 · answer #2 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not think thanklessness is indicative of women only. I think society as a whole has drifted away from being grateful in general. We could all work on being more thankful and grateful.
2006-10-06 09:18:22 · answer #3 · answered by swomedicineman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god, the world's going to hell in a handbasket. Next time, show her what the back of the hand's for.
2006-10-06 08:36:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's scum like you who really make me appreciate my sweet husband so much more.
2006-10-06 08:42:27 · answer #5 · answered by Redhead 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you're worse than scum. you're the bacteria that feeds off scum
2006-10-06 08:42:15 · answer #6 · answered by gem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're scum
2006-10-06 08:33:53 · answer #7 · answered by jordan_30241 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just kiss her and tell her she tastes the same way.
2006-10-06 09:24:07 · answer #8 · answered by bear_ona_bike2 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you must be insane. that is the only tag you could possibly carry. What a delusional loser!
2006-10-06 09:19:40 · answer #9 · answered by TunnTyme P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tsk Tsk.... The pot calling the kettle black..... Geeeeezzzz
2006-10-06 09:48:48 · answer #10 · answered by DiL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋