I want to be a celebrity. I've had enough of just being in the workforce, a mother and partner. Why don't you all scream when you see me in the local shopping centre. If Paris Hilton can be a celebrity for no particular reason, why can't I. I'm fairly ok looking for a middle aged woman. I can play netball still and dance like a bogan. I tell really good jokes when i've been drinking and thats about it. Would anyone like to be my fan. If not, I'll watch Dr. Phil on Monday to get back my self esteem
2006-10-06 00:28:34 · 10 answers · asked by jewel 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
gee Malcolm, do you take yourself serious or what? I'm only but jesting to keep myself amused
2006-10-06 00:36:54 · update #1
Gee thanx guys. I'm practising my pouting lips as we speak. Maybe I should have collagen injected into my lips. I would just be loving myself if my muffin top wasn't hanging over the top of my jeans. Keep the comments coming. Two or three more and I can forego the Dr. PHil show on Monday
2006-10-06 00:48:45 · update #2
okay, jewel, i'm your fan. the next time i see you i will jump up and down and scream and make a public spectacle of myself. but you have to promise to sell me your autograph for a hundred bucks and otherwise ignore me.------your # 1 fan, blackmule.
2006-10-06 00:36:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It just aint fair.Some girls have all the luck.
You sound like a great person,I bet you have more fans than you think.Put on a dress that you look good in an take a stroll through the mall.I'll bet you turn a lot of heads.You wont notice it because us guys walking with our wives got to be careful that we dont get caught looking at pretty women.Hang in there baby,you are GREAT and second to none.
The sparkle in your eyes is though all of heaven resides with in them.
2006-10-06 07:57:17 · answer #2 · answered by pops 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok. I'll treat you like one when you are around.
Quick fixes:
Wear flashy clothes and gawdy makeup to workplace. Talk about religion/society/philosophy/other stuff even if you don't know crap.
It's all in your mind. if you believe you are a celebrity, you are.
BTW, you are more successful than most celebrities in this world. Your partner and kid love you and will stick with you no matter what.
****! I envy you!
2006-10-06 07:36:52 · answer #3 · answered by WaterStrider 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
SOOO. You want to have stalkers after you. There can only be "1" #1 fan. You don't want to be able to go into public places and actually shop without being harrassed. You want people always asking for your money or donations. You want you children to be at risk of being kidnapped??? YOu want people taking pictures of you and your family everychance they get,,,, private moments, parties, anytime????
2006-10-06 08:14:23 · answer #4 · answered by wayne7in 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok I'll be your fan too. I will stalk you wherever u go. Snap pictures of u when ur not expecting it. Scream whenver I see you. Ask for your photograph. U know....the usual..... And I can finally say, "Hey, I talked to a famous person!!!"
2006-10-06 07:42:46 · answer #5 · answered by Maggz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you're so sad being an Aussie why don't you piss off to America like every other Australian celebrity does. Sounds like you're real happy with your family.
2006-10-06 07:51:30 · answer #6 · answered by Sheriff Leane 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha-Ha
Fastest way to be a celebrity now adays: Get a D.U.I... then don't forget to tell them off...
I will be in your fan club.
2006-10-06 07:48:22 · answer #7 · answered by always 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are a celeb. Mothers are famous.they are like supers heros in a way. I am a fan.
2006-10-06 08:24:49 · answer #8 · answered by pinkpedels 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Celebrities are hollow…are you? Let’s keep the real life for us is more interesting…..
2006-10-06 08:05:21 · answer #9 · answered by Propeller Boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever considered you might not really have all that much to offer?
It can often be found in life that people who think a lot of themselves dont really have that much to give to others
Yes your right jewel, maybe i take myself too seriously
2006-10-06 07:33:45 · answer #10 · answered by malcolmg 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋