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She needed beer money.

2006-10-05 23:38:54 · answer #1 · answered by CrankyYankee 6 · 1 1

You're correct, but, she has got all the really good ones, you know those shells where you can hear the sea. Although if you're already at the seaside you'll be able to hear it without buying any shells. She probably has a large family and a drunken husband so the next time you go to the seashore buy some seashells of her even if you don't want them, it's better than the Big Issue.

2006-10-06 06:47:02 · answer #2 · answered by Tws 3 · 0 0

There is no way I am going to ruin my £100 trainers with sand picking up seashells when I can buy some already picked for me for a quid!

2006-10-06 06:41:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Cos she was a good sales person, she could have sold Sand to the Arabs or Ice to the Eskimos but the little alliteration quote wouldnt be as good for kids

2006-10-06 06:40:43 · answer #4 · answered by poli_b2001 5 · 0 0

Because the doc said no sex fo 6 weeks till the rash cleared and you can pick them up the second tuesday of next week

2006-10-06 07:10:40 · answer #5 · answered by SUPERSTAR X 4 · 0 0

dear friend,
So that
she sets secured shelter on the seashore and set life seemingly spledid & play see-saw with sorrows and springs.
have gr8 day
RAJ

2006-10-06 07:08:25 · answer #6 · answered by dreamsunltd 3 · 0 0

because there were no sea sells on the seashore as she was selling them all.

2006-10-06 06:42:44 · answer #7 · answered by carlaroberts18 3 · 0 0

Actually you are wrong - what she was really selling was C-cells by the sea shore - to japanese tourists for their digital cameras.

2006-10-06 07:08:17 · answer #8 · answered by Sue 4 · 0 0

Maybe she stuck googly eyes on them, and stuck them on a bit of wood with the town's name on! That is what you usually get at the seaside!

2006-10-06 06:39:52 · answer #9 · answered by OriginalBubble 6 · 0 0

see time is money. you don't need to spend it collecting them. your time cheaper than the vendors there? get involved in vending seashell.

2006-10-06 06:43:49 · answer #10 · answered by lonelywolf 2 · 0 0

Maybe she was really poor and couldn't find anything else to sell to make money for her family.

2006-10-06 06:43:57 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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