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if a moron met a banker and he didn't have shoes, then his sister was a banana and the sun shoots the moon.. but, if a soldier dies in heaven and a worm sucks the floor, then catapillars don't crumble when cookies run the battleships and mustard doesn't jump.
so, if you think marshmellows are equal to the trucks , then you did not consider moon pies drive the bus.
us brainy types love to think and love thought puzzles. try it. write jibberish but do it well. sentences must connect and the paragraph must be grammicaly correct. if you are are really good at it then the paragraph almost makes sense but of course it can't. that's not allowed. i hope i find some that will try it and answer me. they can be funny as hell.

2006-10-05 23:15:06 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics Astronomy & Space

5 answers

"Twas brillig and the slithy toves,
did gyre and gymbol in the wabe;
all mimsy were the borogroves,
and the mome raths outgrabe."

Lewis Carroll did it best! Oh, and ice cream has no bones.

2006-10-06 03:10:26 · answer #1 · answered by Dave_Stark 7 · 1 0

Woopee,If your driving the shuttle.Please I don't want to go.You should be banned from owning firearms,Anyway what's the punch line.

2006-10-05 23:31:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What has this to do with astronomy? There is for sure a cathegory "humor" ... go and see. If not, apply for it.

2006-10-05 23:48:48 · answer #3 · answered by jhstha 4 · 0 0

I see said the blind man to his deaf brother

2006-10-05 23:22:22 · answer #4 · answered by bprice215 5 · 0 0

Please let me advise you that you must question in correct category to expect more participation and answers.

2006-10-06 00:46:15 · answer #5 · answered by topofdtop 2 · 0 0

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