2006-10-05 21:35:23 · 9 answers · asked by Winnie F 2 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
1. Hold a huge stack of papers and go to the photocopy machine.
2. Go to the toilet.
3. Slowly zip your pants.
4. Walk to the photocopy machine.
5. Pretend as if you forgot to take your file or something.
6. Walk back to your table.
7. Stop by your colleagues' tables and start chatting about business? o0
8. Stroll back to your desk.
9. Pretend to search for your file.
10. Ooh! You found on your table!
11. Stroll back to the photocopy machine.
12. Switch on the machine.
13. Go to the toilet.
14. Zip your pants slowly
-Cycle repeats-
xD
2006-10-05 21:45:51 · answer #1 · answered by b0b0link 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
1- walk really fast when you are going anywhere as to appear something important is going to happen
2- carry a notebook with you at all times. seems like you are suppose to be somewhere taking notes. if at your desk keep it open with a pen on it
3- keep your headset on if you are in your cubicle
4- actually do work but that defeats the purpose. okay more later. any suggestions?
5- shuffle papers and sigh loudly
6- look pissed off / stare at your computer, ruffling your hair
7- put up a do not disturb sign when you are browsing the web
8- continually click on a pen
9- walk around with your laptop open, side note: take your laptop home and say you are WFH (working from home)
10- open up Microsoft Word and write blog entries or answers to "Yahoo Answers" questions like "How to pass time in office without being caught?" to post later
2006-10-06 04:37:29 · answer #2 · answered by blahblah 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1. Close the door
2. Hide in the bathroom
3. Walk around a lot, holding a file of papers
4. Spread out papers on your desk to cover your magazine
5. Bookmark your favorite Internet sites and switch back a lot
When all else fails, I suppose you could just WORK (they are paying you, right???)
2006-10-06 04:42:02 · answer #3 · answered by Harvie Ruth 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yahoo questions, just spread stuff around on your desk and keep a program minimized that your office uses to pull up just in case :)
2006-10-06 04:43:50 · answer #4 · answered by Ladeebug71 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Look Busy Do Nothing
2006-10-06 04:56:21 · answer #5 · answered by Eccentric 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Do your work...people are paying for your time so you are really stealing from your employer...and regardless of what job you do the cost will eventually be passed on to the public..why should I pay for you to skive...
2006-10-06 04:43:47 · answer #6 · answered by geordie.lady 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Learn how to sleep sighting upright with your eyes open
2006-10-06 04:43:10 · answer #7 · answered by Bigears!!!! 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just close your eyes and put your head down. If someone approaches you just say, "In Jesus Name Amen".
2006-10-06 04:41:32 · answer #8 · answered by The professor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do your work...time flies for a busy mind...
2006-10-06 04:42:12 · answer #9 · answered by MC 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋