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Man is from God.

2006-10-06 04:54:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Because evolution is a gradual process. Did you see the chart? The monkey, I mean ape, didn't turn into a guy right away!

Because a half monkey and a half man is a product of MUTATION not evolution.

That's why you can't find one. Unless you plan to crossbreed or better yet, get a half monkey then a half man then stitch 'em together and ta-da! Haha. Good luck on that. ^_^

2006-10-06 04:28:25 · answer #2 · answered by Lea 2 · 2 1

Uhhh...I think the current US president is proof of a half monkey and half man species.

Err seriously, the only possible and logical explanation for it is that there is no link between man and ape. Both the ape and human species were different species to begin with. Peking Man, Neanderthal Man, Cro-Magnon and the rest of them were separate, unique species. Despite the so-called "similarities" in genetics, man is still man, monkey is still monkey.

Now, if we humans keep thinking that we came from the apes, and assuming that the apes finally (and miraculously) evolved and had the gift of speech, they'd be screaming...

"HOW DARE YOU COMPARE YOURSELF TO ME!!! THIS IS AN INSULT...AN OUTRAGE!!!"

Oh and just assuming that they could watch TV, they would be quoting Triple H and Shawn Michaels of DX by saying....

"I GOT TWO WORDS FOR YOU!!!"

;o)

2006-10-06 04:16:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

You can't. Monkeys evolved very differently from humans or apes.

2006-10-06 04:29:22 · answer #4 · answered by Redhawkphl 2 · 1 1

Because monkey is another branch.

2006-10-06 11:21:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Actually here are still some guys who tend to drag their knuckles? Could it be that they haven't fully evolved yet? Hah! Also there are still some women in existence who think it's romantic for a guy to club her over the head and drag her off to his cave.

2006-10-06 04:13:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

If this question is for real you can find the answer to it by gaining a decent understanding of the process of evolution.

2006-10-06 04:11:52 · answer #7 · answered by WhiteLilac1 6 · 2 2

I see you have never seen a picture of the Hominid in Chief in Washington....

2006-10-06 04:14:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

You can, havent you seen Robert Mugabe (president of zimbawe)

2006-10-06 04:10:00 · answer #9 · answered by Sonny 2 · 1 2

its because they have evolved........but come to think of it i found a man once who was half monkey....................

2006-10-06 04:08:04 · answer #10 · answered by askaway 6 · 1 2

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