2006-10-05 20:42:49 · 26 answers · asked by senseiwill 3 in Beauty & Style ➔ Other - Beauty & Style
Butt hairs aren't actually hairs. They're little tuning forks for creating more poetic farts.
2006-10-05 20:45:50 · answer #1 · answered by Ray 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
SKANKIN' PICKLE LYRICS
"You Shouldn't Judge A Man By The Hair On His Butt!!"
You shouldn't judge a man by the hair on his butt.
Maybe it's like needles
Or possibly like bark
Does it need to be mowed
Like the lawn at the park?
Maybe it's too soft
Or possibly too coarse.
You stuck your hands down his pants
You though he was a horse.
Maybe it's light blonde
But probably it's black.
It streached from his belt
And covers up his back.
I saw he had it braided.
It made his pants real snug.
It covers up his butt cheeks like a rug.
Maybe it's like a forest
All covered up with trees
Maybe when he farts
His butt hairs blow in the breeze.
Maybe you were frightened because it was so scary
Or maybe you found out it was filled with dingle berries.
I had to post that...if you really wanted a serious answer:
Question
Why do men have so much hair around the anus? I understand that this hair is a perfect place for germs to breed and so produce odors. Would removing the sweat glands minimise this? Is it possible to remove this hair?
Answer
Women also have anal hair, but men generally tend to be more hairy, so some will have more anal hair than others, just as some have hairy chests and others do not.
Germs or bacteria are a natural part of our bodies (see Antibiotics: always a good thing?) and it is certainly not necessary or desirable to try and eliminate them completely.
You certainly do not want to remove the sweat glands in the area, since sweating is a natural part of the way the body regulates its temperature. I really do not think it is necessary to remove the hair either.
As long as you bath or shower daily and again after exercise, you should have no problem with body odor.
2006-10-05 21:39:44 · answer #2 · answered by froggomad 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Surely they're different -
Nose hairs are on the inside to act as a filter
Butt hairs are on the outside to keep you warm.
.... unless, of course, you have hairs inside your anus?
2006-10-05 20:53:45 · answer #3 · answered by robheeney 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a more logical explaination for butt hair. It is the key to stimulate your erotic senses. Strange but true!
2006-10-05 20:50:55 · answer #4 · answered by MyQute 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was in college I took a class called Human Sexuality. I thought it would be an easy grade, but they made us watch old people porn and we had to study a bunch of really gross statistics. Anyway, apparently armpit hair and genital hair are their to absorb and hold genital aromas so that you can be sniffed out by potential mates. EEW. That class was so disturbing.
2006-10-05 21:10:18 · answer #5 · answered by theinfalliblenena 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Butt hairs are there because your anus is a very sensitive area on your body. It's to keep it warm and protected.
2006-10-05 20:43:52 · answer #6 · answered by SquirrelBait 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your butt hairs are the satellites of Uranus.
2006-10-05 20:47:15 · answer #7 · answered by David S 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Replacing hairs on your head if you go bald.
"Say Hello To My Little Friend"!!!
2006-10-05 20:56:19 · answer #8 · answered by meowzer mix 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They are for creating that 'swirl' effect when your excrement comes out from your body..... ever eaten a soft ice cream cone?
2006-10-05 23:12:38 · answer #9 · answered by hugh_cheung 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Defense against rimmers!
2006-10-05 20:44:02 · answer #10 · answered by k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋