2006-10-05 20:05:02 · 9 answers · asked by Gorgeous Babe 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Two pregnant nuns talking one says to the other "It doesn't seam nine months since Benny dict us"
2006-10-05 20:08:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three elderly nuns were sitting on a park bench when a male streaker "flashed" by.
Two of them had a stroke, but the third wasn't quick enough.
2006-10-05 20:26:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Humpty Dumpty sat on a bed,
Little Bo Peep was giving him head,
As soon as he came,
She started to weep,
She knew from the taste,
He'd been with her sheep.
2006-10-05 20:14:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes iv got loads
2006-10-05 21:11:02 · answer #4 · answered by Andy P 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well, its not that rude, but I like it:
if topless waitresess work at a place called Hooters, then what do you call a restaurant where the waitresses are all peglegs?
2006-10-05 20:10:12 · answer #5 · answered by dragonwythe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: Why do Kiwi sheep farmers like to bonk sheep on the edge of cliffs?
A: Because they push back so nicely.
Q: How do New Zealand farmers find their sheep in long grass?
A: Very satisfying
2006-10-05 20:14:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
yep an long ones 2
2006-10-05 20:07:47 · answer #7 · answered by GOOCH 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are so short you have to look up to tie your shoes?
WK
2006-10-05 20:09:14 · answer #8 · answered by olin1963 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
loads but you cannot say them on here lol
2006-10-05 20:08:32 · answer #9 · answered by joleen19842006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋