**calls Cleptomaniacs Anonymous QUICKLY before she totally loses her new friend to prison**
I do pray this is an obsession that soon passes love. lol
Meanwhile.......the worst thing I ever took from a doctor's office would be an extra lolly pop from the kiddie drawer. *wink*
2006-10-07 03:31:39
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answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7
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A blonde is going right into a maximum suitable purchase. She asks a clerk if she will purchase the television contained in the corner. The clerk seems at her and says that he would not serve blondes, so she is going back homestead and dyes her hair black. day after right this moment she returns to the shop and asks the comparable concern and back the clerk suggested he would not serve blondes. annoyed, the blonde is going homestead and dyes her hair yet back, to a shade of crimson. optimistic that a clerk could sell her the television this time, she returns and asks a diverse clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk additionally says that she would not serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How do you comprehend i'm a blonde?" The clerk seems at her disgustedly and says,"it somewhat isn't a television - it truly is a microwave."
2016-10-02 00:07:22
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answered by mauzon 4
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I've spent my teenage years in the hospital so a better question is what haven't I stolen from the doctor. A long time ago I took one of those masks they put around you nose and mouth when they do CPR and I hooked it up to my bong. Good times.
2006-10-05 19:25:17
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answered by Steve Harwell 2
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I once had a girlfriend who was a nurse. I used to visit her at work on some pretext on the other in the afternoon (less patients) and steal kisses when her boss (the doctor) was not looking. yes felt the same rush you felt :)
2006-10-05 19:13:23
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answered by Anonymous
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Actually, yes! I stole a plastic "germ" that the Doc kept in a bowl on his desk to give to all the little kids who have been brave. I'm sure he would have given me one if I'd asked.......can't say I felt the sense of euphoria you did - but hey, it was only a toy germ!
2006-10-05 19:05:47
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answered by LadyRebecca 6
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A People Magazine. Why I wanted to finish the article I was reading.
2006-10-05 19:04:42
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answered by Myke BoDean 6
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I personally haven't, but my ride last winter to an appt. had on a huge coat. I swear he took one of everything that was in the room. Needless to say I had a pretty nice first-aid kit when it was all said and done. Lucky me ;)
2006-10-05 19:19:07
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answered by Scooter 1
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No, I did turn up the gas at the dentist office though when he left the room, but he caught me.
2006-10-05 19:04:30
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answered by lucy02 6
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Years ago, I took a pair of gold-plated Hemostats.They made a sweet roach clip.
2006-10-05 19:11:13
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answered by hott.dawg™ 6
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robbing a bank is a huge rush!
2006-10-05 19:12:25
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answered by Anonymous
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