My wife compares my doodle with a sewing needle. Why does she do this?
2006-10-05 18:53:48 · 8 answers · asked by Eaglesrule 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
i wish she compared mine to one i only get compared to a pin
2006-10-05 19:58:37 · answer #1 · answered by jac 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
maybe she is joking...but other than that if she is doing it coz it is Small and yet she does not feel satisfied then you need a way to make her feel more satisfied... like going down on her etc dont really wanna get into details... Tell her not to do it...telling a guy that he has a small penis is the worst thing any chick can do to ruin a guys confidence...you could play the same game aswell...maybe she wants heat in the relationship...like give it back to her tell her she is as flat as a surf board... say you wanna screw something with breats once in a while... maybe it will get you both fired up... and lead to great sex.... with it a bonus for us guys... just give it back to her.... tell her you have better sex with ur hand etc lol
2006-10-05 19:01:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get a rise out of you!!!! I have a 34DD chest and my hubby tells me that they aren't big enough, that he's gonna MAKE ME get implants so that they're so big and heavy, they drag on the ground!! He's a perverted @sshole, but I love him for his sense of humor, however retarted it may be! Tell your wife that that so called "needle dick" makes her scream her head off from many a great pleasurable moments!!!
2006-10-05 19:06:09 · answer #3 · answered by afafae25 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe she thinks you are a prick, its small like a needle, and since you call it a doodle it must be small.
2006-10-05 18:59:47 · answer #4 · answered by Jan G 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is just sad, a doodle? Sad just sad! A grown man just saying doodle is sad, so sad....You got yourself a smart wife.....
2006-10-05 19:04:22 · answer #5 · answered by kitkat 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because she thinks you are a prick?
2006-10-05 18:55:59 · answer #6 · answered by Middy S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
maybe because you call it a doodle...how old are you?
2006-10-05 18:57:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
let her go first before u. performance counts dude
2006-10-05 19:00:31 · answer #8 · answered by crystalink 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋