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Would you rather get an email from Mark Foley or a cigar up your $&%# from Bill Clinton?
2006-10-05 18:22:23 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
How about 4 of us all in a car, Ted at the wheel (a little booze cruise), me and Bill smoking cigars in the back , Dick firing pot shots from the passenger seat window at Mark Foley who is running in front of the car.
2006-10-05 18:24:53 · answer #1 · answered by wandering_canuck 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Since you so very kindly offer me a choice I'll pass and because these acts so fascinate you, I would suggest that that you have an e-mail from Mark Foley to get you in the mood, then ask Bill to impale you on a cigar, have Cheney shoot at Clinton and hit you instead; Ted can then come to your rescue and drive you to nearest bridge while en route to the ER.
Really fitting for them to oblige you, a pathetic pervert , actually kind !
2006-10-05 18:57:24 · answer #2 · answered by Smiling Grace 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
If I went hunting with Dick Cheney I would stay behind him. With Ted I would do the driving and never let him have the keys. Neither for the last two.
2006-10-05 18:46:42 · answer #3 · answered by fatboysdaddy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dick Cheney didn't buy-out the legal system, so I know I'd get some justice. With Kennedy -- hey, I'm trying to cut down on my drinking...
I'll take the email from Foley...The Yahoo! bulk mail system is great and I'd never see it... (though I'm sure George Soros would!)
2006-10-05 18:31:16 · answer #4 · answered by Boomer Wisdom 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well, if I went driving with Ted Kennedy, I might be safer if the car had an air bag and I wore a seat belt, but on the other hand, if I went hunting with Cheney and had a gun myself, I could shoot him first...
Hummm... Decisions, decisions...
By the way of disclaimer to Big Neo-con/Neo-fascist Brother, this is meant as a joke. I would never shoot nobody, specially a worthless nobody like Cheney.
2006-10-05 18:51:36 · answer #5 · answered by Epicarus 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't feed the fish at home, no reason to do it in Mass.
I delete emails every day. Playing hide the cigar doesn't appeal to me at all.
And to the bj guy, a cigar was involved but so was another orifice. BTW, did Clinton ever figure out what "is" meant???
2006-10-05 18:33:39 · answer #6 · answered by gimpalomg 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Were you trying to show the disperity in the Dem Vs. GOP incidents?
GOP - Cheney - no one died and it was an accident. He wasn't drinking.
GOP (again) the email (he is a sick pervert but an email is more benign than a cigar up anyone's $&%#!
2006-10-06 01:45:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
strange how most of the girls people could flow driving with Ted... i assume they actually do love the criminals in society. searching with Cheney... and could we get Ted to strap some antlers on and choose for a run in the woods?
2016-10-18 21:58:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hunting with Cheney beats sleeping with the fishes!
2006-10-05 18:28:27 · answer #9 · answered by Kelly T 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'd rather go driving with Ted, cause then I could take the keys from him when he got too drunk. With Cheney, he would be out of control!
2006-10-05 18:24:41 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋