okay it's not the funniest i know stereotypical but thats what makes it funny okay here it is :
In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth -- if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first. "I think I'm the smartest woman on earth." "POOF!" She disappears. The redhead goes up to try. "I think I'm the prettiest woman on earth." "POOF!" She disappears. The blonde goes up. "I think--" "POOF!"
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There was a contruction worker who was working on a building when he fell 15 stories to his bloody death. He arrived at the pearly gates and St. Peter said ''Oh, I am sorry, my son. But you have been sentenced to hell. The worker agreed -- not like he could do anything else -- and he was on his way.
When he arrived, the devil looked at him and said, Ah! A new slave. We shall burn you and throw you in the fiery pits. Then the worker replied, That wall could use a bit of patching. I could fix it first and you could throw me in the pit afterward. So he fixed the wall. Satan, intrigued, asked, What else can you build? So the construction worker went about his job and made many improvements; in fact, by the time he was done, hell was a paradise. It had air conditioning, pools, balconies, you name it.
Within a few days, God phoned Satan and said, I think there has been a mix-up. That worker was originally supposed to come to heaven. Satan replied, No way -- he's built all sorts of useful stuff for us. We're keeping him. God then said, Oh, yeah? Well, I'll see you in court. We're going to sue you for this man's soul and damages. Satan just laughed: And where are you going to find a lawyer?
2006-10-05 17:25:05 · 18 answers · asked by OkieOk 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
haha courtney so funny like your face...
i love you tho,
love Brooke
2006-10-07 15:30:06 · answer #1 · answered by little_razorblade 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You did good. I really liked the last one. Thank God that I am not a lawyer.
2006-10-06 00:31:03 · answer #2 · answered by no nickname 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it.Thanks for the laugh.Did you hear about the blonde who was fired from the M&M factory for throwin out all the W's.
2006-10-06 00:34:49 · answer #3 · answered by hippiegirl672003 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool.
2006-10-06 00:51:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool, I thought the first one was better.
2006-10-06 00:37:03 · answer #5 · answered by Nico 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That Satan, always up to no good.
2006-10-06 00:29:41 · answer #6 · answered by devilUknow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha the second one is hilarious, sweet
2006-10-06 00:30:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And where are you going to find a lawyer? HAHAHAHA!!!
**POOF** LMMFAOOOOO!!!
2006-10-06 00:36:57 · answer #8 · answered by hott.dawg™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny i guess, the first one is cute, second one cuter :)
2006-10-06 00:29:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they both are funny and 1st is better
2006-10-06 03:07:38 · answer #10 · answered by Jubei 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋