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A little boy goes home from school and says to his father
"my teacher says I need to find out the difference between reality and potential"
The father replies:
"go ask your mom if she would sleep with the mail man for a million dollars?"
The boy returns and tells his father "she said yes".
"o.k boy go ask your sister the same question" The father replies.
The boy comes back and says "she said yes also".
"o.k" the father replies. "Potentialy were sitting on a couple of million dollars but in reality were living with a couple of whores".

2006-10-05 17:10:59 · 30 answers · asked by thomas s 2 in Games & Recreation Other - Games & Recreation

30 answers

HA HA HA HAHAHA
OMG THAT WAS JUST FUKING HILARIOUS!! MAN IM DYING OF LAUGHTER, AH HA HA HA HAHAAHAH HOLY MAN, OMG HA HA HAH A GHAAAAAAAAAA GHAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAH, THIS IS REDICULOUS I JUST CANT SEEM TO STOP LAUGHING, I HAVE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING FUNNIER HA HA HA HAHA. LOLOLOL ROTFL AH AHAHHAHAHAHAHA OH MERCY! PLEASE THAT JOKE I MUST PRESS THE NEXT BUTTON ON THIS PAGE I CANT STAND IT ITS JUST TOO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHHA

2006-10-05 17:13:55 · answer #1 · answered by oomph aah 1 · 0 2

Ok that is my favorite however it is lovely dangerous :) Q. What's orange and feels like a parrot? A. A carrot :) hehe Q. What to the virtual clock say to the grandfather clock? A. Look grandad no fingers :) Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick :) Q. Why are pirates known as pirates? A. Because they aaarrreee Q. What's gray and has a trunk? A. A mouse happening excursion Q. What's brown and has a trunk? A. A mouse getting back from excursion :) :) Hope you a minimum of smiled :)

2016-08-29 07:09:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Yeah its funny. Maybe the funniest joke ever, if you are a boy that laughs at the word "whore".

2006-10-05 17:12:54 · answer #3 · answered by misjes2000 4 · 0 0

Paddy goes into the pub for a pint....
he has a few...
at the end of the night the bar tender says..." Paddy, I tink you've had enough."
Paddy, not realizing how drunk he is, falls from the stool and drags himself on his belly to the door.
"Aye by Jasus... I'm drunk" Paddy says.
I Best get home he thinks to his'self.
He leans himself up on the door post to ready himself for the short walk home, he steps out on to the street and lands belly down. "Aye by Jasus I'm REALLY drunk.". he says to himself. He crawls home... Leans himself up on the door post and thinks, " Aye, I best not wake Maggie up. I don't want her to know I came home drunk!" Paddy lets go of the post and falls flat on his face. "AYE by JASUS I've never been so drunk!" But Maggie does not awake. Paddy crawls up the stairs, drags himself into bed and falls soundly asleep. Early in the morning Maggie wakes Paddy with a sound smack. "Paddy!" she says, "You were really drunk last night!". "How did ya know Maggie!?" he asks. " Ye left yer fecking wheelchair at the pub again!" she says :)

2006-10-05 17:27:45 · answer #4 · answered by moejaymom 3 · 0 0

its good. hers one for you teacher is asking the kids, susie what does your father do? he is a lawyer and he helps people that are in trouble with the law. tommy what does your father do? he is a doctor and he helps people that are sick. johnny what does your father do? oh, my father is dead. i'm so sorry. what did he do before he died? he turned blue and crapped all over the kitchen floor.

2006-10-05 17:28:13 · answer #5 · answered by brooster 2 · 0 0

It's a good one. One of the best I've heard in a while.

2006-10-05 17:20:40 · answer #6 · answered by gogojunk 4 · 1 0

It's a good joke for a business meeting or for mail carriers. LOL!!!

2006-10-05 17:12:55 · answer #7 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 0 1

Funny, but not funniest

2006-10-05 17:36:14 · answer #8 · answered by fcas80 7 · 0 0

Pretty funny...not the funniest today let alone ever...

2006-10-05 17:19:08 · answer #9 · answered by onottopilot 4 · 1 0

It's pretty freakin hillarious! But not to be told in certain company!

2006-10-05 17:12:42 · answer #10 · answered by barbie_hick 1 · 0 1

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