I have to write a paper for English about my life as an appliance, any suggestions on what I should be?

Question

like i have to be a toaster, or a microwave, or a dishwasher, but i don't know what to pick, help please??

I know this paper sounds stupid but if I don't do it I'll be on probation!

Answer 1

How about a kettle, it could get mad & lose your temper everytime you got heated up.
Or maybe an appliance that isn't often used, like a toaster oven, it could get jealous when passed over for the oven, regular toaster or microwave?

Answer 2

Well... a toaster is something that heats up... if turned up too high, it will burn the toast... too low and it isn't hot enough. You could write the "toaster" story in a Goldilocks theme... where it is "just right."
A microwave cooks from the inside out and gets the job done faster than the average stove... maybe write it in a "rabbit and the hare" type story.
A dishwasher is something that takes dirty dishes and makes them sparkly clean again. If you are religious, this can take on a "salvation" theme. If you are not religious, you can make it a "mother" type role where it lovingly takes the dirty and cleans it all up.. day in and day out with no thanks from those dirtying the dishes....

Answer 3

Wow, sounds like your school hired a really good teacher. My life as an appliance...WOW. That is how hard earned tax dollars are spent on education. writing papers on my life as an appliance. Because these kinds of things will teach you how to handle those reports your boss wants on my life as an appliance. Personally, I would go to class tommorow and kick the sh*t out of that teacher for being so retarded.

Answer 4

Well, Lil_Wild, if you think you're hot, you must me an oven. I imagine you run the gamut from being really cold to sizzling.

Answer 5

Be a refrigerator, everyone needs one and they are a very important appliance.
Hope this helps.

Answer 6

be a fridge, cause you are so cool