what do you think bush would do if Jenna got knocked up by a drunk frat boy?

Question

Nearly 1 million radiant women marched and sang and chanted in front of Bush's office in Washington, D.C., just recently, angrily protesting his ongoing antichoice efforts to hack away at women's reproductive rights. This was so important to him that he was, meanwhile, up to his cute monkey ears in pink bubbles in his favorite bathtub at Camp David, taking yet another completely undeserved mini retreat and shrugging off the protest as he further locked in his ranking as the most-vacationed president in U.S. history.

Now, then: Would he, or would he not, allow his famed party-girl daughter Jenna to take RU-486 were she to "make a mistake" with one of the Young Republicans at an all-night beer-bong bash at Sigma Alpha Delta?

Answer 1

he would declare war and invade the campuses and steal there oil. oops beer.

just like Iraq

Answer 2

good question. the coolest previous boys are sticking mutually as their ships flow down. Indiana is yet another that could perhaps be headed that way. their own Mitch has introduced new layoffs, even after a hiring freeze in that branch for 6 years as people have retired, they have not been replaced. And he's working for prez perhaps? no longer an excellent hazard in the three of them?

Answer 3

Amazingly, I don't know what he would do if his daughters got pregnant--neither do YOU. I am a pro-choice conservative republican who supports the President. "radiant women?" That's a bit much? Why were they radiant? Was it hot and they were sweaty? And I'm sure that's exactly what he was doing at Camp David...taking a bubble bath and cutting off all contact with the world. You really need a dose of reality, hon.

Answer 4

I'm pleased that he had no reaction to those women's reproductive rights. Women's reproductive rights is none of the Governments business. Whatever Jenna would choose to do, I feel confident he will support her.

Answer 5

Jenna would never be in a position to ever be knocked up by a frat boy, thats why! Are you talking from experience?

Answer 6

Look, I don't know what you have been hearing or from whom, but he wasn't drunk. He has an inner ear imbalance that makes him a bit unsteady at times. He wasn't groping Jenna publicly, she was just helping him regain his balance.

Answer 7

I have no idea how he would react, except that he would not encourage abortion, nor would Laura. But his daughters are adults and they would make what ever choice they wanted with or without the say so of him or Laura.

Answer 8

Nothing!!!!!! Jenna is old enough to take care of herself and is more intelligent than all of the lemmings out there.

Answer 9

His attitude is that its ok for him to have nuclear weapons, but not Iran. With hypocrisy like that, I dont think we have to speculate too hard about what the monkey would do if Jenna got knocked up.

His war has killed tens of thousands of people, so how can anyone pretend that he would think twice about a fetus?

Answer 10

He would not have the baby killed. Ok, its not that big of a deal, when someone is against abortion, they will not do it. They will let the baby change their life completely, but they won't take the baby's life away. I don't understand why it is so hard to see that.

Answer 11

He would probably either demand the morning after pill, scream for an abortion (under the table though so no one knows), or have the boy arrested for raping her and try to say it was his fault and she did nothing wrong! Afterall, she is a Bush ..... and Bushes do nothing wrong!