Can I go back to College for a Masters in Burger Flipping
2006-10-05 12:30:35 · 11 answers · asked by ? 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Yes you can. It is an eight year certificate program. The spatula 101 class is really hard (they can actually turn a meat patty OVER!!). It gets easier from there until year 5 when you start condiments. It's a great course though and I highly recommend it. It was the best $324,238.15 I ever spent (or got a student loan for). Better yet I am making $5.85 an hour now and moving to fries next year.
2006-10-05 12:37:43 · answer #1 · answered by mikis1967 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i do no longer think of maximum OWS protesters are idiots (that being suggested, anyplace there's a crowd, there'll idiots additionally be). a school degree never ensures a happy occupation, yet we've all been taught that larger coaching opens greater doorways for people who placed money into it. regrettably, that may no longer plenty the case those days, and rather some all of us is feeling "hosed" as a result. this is scarey once you do each and every thing the "precise way," graduate college with a level in engineering or accounting alongside with a boatload of debt soaring over your head, and no jobs different than flipping burgers... if that. it is why i do no longer hate on the OWS protesters. Yeah, you have have been given some morons accessible, yet you may say that approximately ANY group it is liberal or conservative. It takes rather some complicated paintings and perseverance to graduate with a school degree, and there are lots of folk accessible who've achieved far much less and anticipate plenty greater.
2016-10-18 21:32:42 · answer #2 · answered by dampier 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the jobs keep flowing overseas, colleges will be offering such degrees because they won't be need of any other study in this country. The rich get richer off the backs of cheap labor. That labor is overseas.
As time unfolds, the bottom line of big business will expand, and fewer Americans will have a job that pays health care nor a living wage.
2006-10-05 12:36:58 · answer #3 · answered by Overt Operative 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure, at Burger University
2006-10-05 12:32:20 · answer #4 · answered by Lady J 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, at Burger University
I believe you, this world has gotten to be so stupid with degrees these days
2006-10-05 12:37:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Come to Yale they have a reentry grant program that you might qualify for.
2006-10-05 12:48:49 · answer #6 · answered by Skull&Bones 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow they must be upping the ante these days....In my town anyone even a bum can apply
2006-10-05 12:32:03 · answer #7 · answered by Holla 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should ask Jim W., he seems to have all the answers.
2006-10-05 12:37:57 · answer #8 · answered by Katz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they offer a degree at checkers
2006-10-05 12:32:06 · answer #9 · answered by jack jack 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, i got a Phd (post hole digger) i keep it in the garage....
2006-10-05 12:35:44 · answer #10 · answered by shut up dummy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋