I noticed you frequented this board so I came here to ask you a question.I died billions of years ago,why are people still worshiping me?Oh yeah and is that your natural hair color?
2006-10-05 12:09:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Yes son, what's up!. And stop telling fibs, you died exactly 1,973 years ago, not billions!. On the whole worshiping side of things, well what can I say, your a chip of the old block, and yes this is my natural haircolor but it changes with my mood! Don't you have some prayers you're suppose to be answering??
2006-10-05 12:24:15 · answer #1 · answered by God 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
sorry but you can't be jesus. jesus was olived skined with black hair and a beard. and if you were you'd know your dad is pissed what started as a perfectly good religion for the outcasts of society has turned into a hate machine grinding the lost and innocent into dust for the sake of a dollar.
2006-10-05 23:01:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you died about 2,000 years ago. No humans were around billions of years ago. And yes, a long white beard and the golden throne up in the sky - that's me... my PR guy said it would be really effective "show biz".
2006-10-05 12:14:09 · answer #3 · answered by Paul H 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I love you so does Jesus. many gay people have found hope real love and acceptance through Jesus perhaps you should read about their experiences.
ps I think his hair colour is mentioned in the bible i think in revalations somewhere should be worth a look
love to all no i really mean it TO you ALL
2006-10-05 12:16:58 · answer #4 · answered by proscunio 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, Im here Jesus....
Im a woman! You people on earth had it all wrong!
hahaha
2006-10-05 12:12:14 · answer #5 · answered by misjes2000 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
are you serious. Jesus is the son of God. he died and rose again. my my my how can you even ask that? you should ask for forgiveness from God for this is not at all right.
2006-10-05 12:51:13 · answer #6 · answered by Candy J 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Read Romans
2006-10-05 12:12:34 · answer #7 · answered by robert p 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well, this was the closest and people still worship you because their parents tell them too.
2006-10-05 12:15:06 · answer #8 · answered by Voodoo Experience 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm not God, but He did tell me to tell you it's because people are idiots.
2006-10-06 07:27:03 · answer #9 · answered by pceej 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are an impostor. If you were the REAL Jesus you wouldn't need to as if He was there!
2006-10-05 12:13:43 · answer #10 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋