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Staple my genitalia into a pile of salt.Then pour copious amounts of lemon juice on it while Oprah does the Irish jig on them in high heels.Then let a team of leeches loose on my genitalia.Then do it over and over every day until they take it off the shelves.Will that do?

2006-10-05 12:07:42 · answer #1 · answered by joecseko 6 · 0 0

Can I staple the latest Scissor Sisters album to the floor, and listen to my genitalia instead?

2006-10-05 19:03:43 · answer #2 · answered by Chrisso De La Zouch 3 · 2 0

can i staple the scissor sisters genitalia to the floor?, the noise would drown out their album, and probably sound better!!

2006-10-06 04:24:59 · answer #3 · answered by skull 1 · 0 0

I like my genitalia, therefore the Scissor Sisters new album !!! I bought the ltd edition special packaging of the album, and to be honest with you, its so difficult to take the bloody CD's out of the box, that I don't listen to it because of this !!!

2006-10-06 01:35:47 · answer #4 · answered by Scorpius 5 · 0 0

Staple my genitalia to the floor while I get a root canal with unsterilized utensils

2006-10-05 19:04:07 · answer #5 · answered by fierce_guy 3 · 1 0

Im there already
couldnt find a staple gun so filled my ears with custard,and nailed my bollox to the floorboards

Ah sweet relief!

2006-10-05 19:11:49 · answer #6 · answered by salforddude 5 · 0 0

Carpeted or wooden?




Seriously though - I'd rather listen to ANYTHING - than actually staple any part of my anatomy to something!

Oh, please give the 10 to 'Chrisso De La Zouch'...wish I'd thought of that answer!

2006-10-05 19:06:40 · answer #7 · answered by franja 6 · 0 0

pass the staple gun quick I'll use it to smash the album to pieces

2006-10-05 19:30:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Erm i think it'll have to be stapling my scrotum to the floor actually.

Good question!

2006-10-05 19:32:24 · answer #9 · answered by thecoldvoiceofreason 6 · 1 0

scissor sisters wins hands down,their latest song is really good.

2006-10-05 19:20:56 · answer #10 · answered by stokies 6 · 0 1

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