What criminal activity have you ever been involved in? Promise not to tell on you!
2006-10-05 11:57:27 · 21 answers · asked by mingnut 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
uh duh
2006-10-05 11:59:38 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I'm a criminal!
I've got 3 speeding tickets (17, 20, and 21 above the limit) and been in two accidents, neither which were my fault, but got ticketed for anyway.. stupid state I live in. Grr.
2006-10-05 14:51:01 · answer #2 · answered by cassie.ghoul 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im a criminal, i smoke cannabis - im damaging the country by sitting in my bedroom with my friends after finishing work
2006-10-05 17:00:22 · answer #3 · answered by DancingBeaver 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a serial murderer, jewel thief, practising racist, rapist, hacker, identity thief, who illegally downloads, burns and sells music, DVDs and illegal porn. Yeah right, as if criminals would be stupid enough to reveal their identity in casual conversation online.
(For true retards, I am not a criminal and the above crimes never actually took place, so don't get yourself worked up about it.)
2006-10-05 12:23:04 · answer #4 · answered by Rich 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why do you have an interest in criminal behavior? Are you trying to hook up with someone?
2006-10-05 12:05:30 · answer #5 · answered by Bluealt 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Every Sunday morning my gorgeous 23 yr old neighbor cleans her car.i just couldnt resist I put my hand up her skirt and felt her round as melon boobs.alas we dont speak anymore.
2006-10-05 14:50:33 · answer #6 · answered by realdolby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a criminal for our Lord Jesus Christ and Savior. Amen. [/sarcasm]
2006-10-05 12:08:43 · answer #7 · answered by trafficjams 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you soliciting again? You know that if I tell you, then I'd have to kill you because of your big mouth. You NEVER could keep a secret. You forget, I have TRUST ISSUES!!! LMAO!
2006-10-05 12:42:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hello
2006-10-05 12:05:31 · answer #9 · answered by GB123 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
ive been driving my daughter around with out a booster cushion. they change the law in england last week and i havent been able to buy one until today
2006-10-05 12:05:30 · answer #10 · answered by lola_r_hamster 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, I killed a lot of people in 'Nam but I didn't get caught by the V.C. Do you have to get caught to be a criminal?
2006-10-05 12:02:15 · answer #11 · answered by Billy M 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋