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Laugh and the kick them.

2006-10-05 11:11:41 · answer #1 · answered by Alotta F 2 · 1 1

I would likely break their finger. After this I would punch them in the chest.
Following this I would dare them to call the police, inform them that not only would I claim that it was an act of self-defense but would respond by pressing assault charges.
I don't get mad, I don't get even- I get one up. I would make sure the other person was aware of this and perhaps that knowledge would provide an incentive to simply leave me alone.

2006-10-05 18:18:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That all depends on who was doing the poking! ...and why!!
If it was a parent and I was living in their home on their money, I'd shape up for sure! If it was a teacher and I was the student, I'd shape up. If it was a police officer I'd shape up.
If it was a b/f, fiancee, or spouse, I'd ship out!

2006-10-05 18:15:27 · answer #3 · answered by missingora 7 · 1 0

Give them a slap and ship out

2006-10-05 18:12:36 · answer #4 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 1 0

Punch

2006-10-05 18:11:58 · answer #5 · answered by Apollo 7 · 1 0

I'd say, Look here, Ermy, worry about your movie career, you ain't a drill Sergent any more.

2006-10-05 18:15:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i'd sue them for sexual harassment? sure, why not. don't go poking me in the boobs! who needs to shape up now, huh buster?

2006-10-05 18:10:59 · answer #7 · answered by stimply 5 · 1 0

You ******* ****! Why the **** did you poke me in the chest!

Well I choose the other one you inconsiderate bastard!

2006-10-05 18:12:16 · answer #8 · answered by EMO cupcake 4 · 0 0

Poke 'em in the eye!!!

2006-10-05 18:11:24 · answer #9 · answered by boilerrat 7 · 1 0

Call a ambulance.

2006-10-05 18:16:20 · answer #10 · answered by sweetirsh 5 · 1 0

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