When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.?

Question

Will I get over it?

Thanks: diddums, aged 2

Answer 1

heck i was so surprised that i crapped my pants for a year and a half

Answer 2

You should be grateful, my auntie who is 37 had a baby when she was 33, and he is turning 4 this month, and you would not believe that kid can't speak yet. She cries all the time about it. But listen to her history. She has 7 kids in total. Their ages are 16, 14, 12, 9, 8, 5, and the kid who is turning 4. Ok, let me tell you, these kids were born BIG ( thank god they are all normal today ). So when the boy who is currently 5 right now was born he was 11 pounds 7 ounce. Like by the time he was 7 months he was 20 pounds. It was so sad. So then the doctors told her if she has more kids, they might die at birth. But like when this baby was 2 years old or something like that, she became pregnant again ( by the way their Christian so they refuse to use condoms or birth control ) . The doctors decided to put her on a diet, instead of just making her eat and making her children be healthy, and now he can't walk today. Nor can he talk. So what I think the story is, is that its the doctors fault why Jonathan can't walk nor talk yet. But instead of being wise my auntie just keeps praying instead of suing that doctor and living rich today. So just be happy, because honestly I don't think he will be walking no time soon.

Answer 3

birth is traumatic for the best of us but spare a thought for your poor mother if you were shocked then words cannot describe what having a big baby like you sweet diddums must have been like for poor mum. But if you are really worried about your post traumatic stress resulting from the shock of your birth - there is always good ol' dr phil lol

Answer 4

I hope you are a sweet little girl and you will never shut up because you are so intelligent. The boys are jealous because we do everything faster than them. You screamed and hollered I bet and that's a form of talking. Not everyone can understand, that's all! Now just don't go out in public and tell the whole world "Daddy I gotta go pee right now," and then she went all over the floor at the hardware store in Georgia. That was 31 years ago.

Answer 5

Ken Dodd, 1982.

Answer 6

It happens to the best of us sweetheart but you seem very intelligent to be typing and you are a very good speller so top marks for you and a gold star *

Answer 7

ha v gud
boo aged 3

Answer 8

Aww bless ya, I suppose you were too busy learning to write to waste time on talking eh?

Answer 9

There is absolutely nothing to worry about. This is quite normal for human cubs.

Answer 10

obviously a late starter - you will have to have special needs help when your older, dont worry though, your parents should help you, although they let you down with your speech..... i am sure they will shine through for you