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I can't remember the age I was turning because it was a long time ago.,(I think 7 or 8)Any way this boy who lived down the street had been invited to my birthday but we had a fight so he said he wasn't coming.Next thing you know he was at the door with a present for me.Mum told me to go out side with him to say sorry,so we did.Any way as we were talking,I was opening my present,and as I was opening it he said he got the present from a joke shop.It was apparently a pretend dead black bird.I carried that thing around playing tricks on every one.Oh look it a dead bird and then I would go and pick it up and hug it and once I even kissed it,and then I would turn around and say only joking the birds fake.Well the next day I found out that the bird in fact was shaggin real dead bird.(to much of a long storey to tell you how I found that one out,but I am sure you can imagine yourself)I never spoke to him again

2006-10-05 11:39:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I don`t learn about perfect or worst, in spite of the indisputable fact that the most unusual merchandise I ever received for my birthday in a September became a Christmas pudding from my first mom in regulation. She knew I loved Christmas pudding and he or she had one left over from the previous Christmas. I ate it besides!!

2016-11-26 19:42:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Well my husband (now my ex) is horrible at shopping and knows NOTHING about women's clothing. Anyway, he decided to buy me some sexy PJ's. I am NOT a plus size woman, I like to wear a large in shirts because of comfort. So he brings home a bright red pair of pajama's in the plus size of 3x. After the laughter subsided he got a quick lesson in women's sizes. lol

2006-10-05 11:15:20 · answer #3 · answered by sparkie 6 · 1 0

Having my boyfriend drive my car into a window a few days after I got a paint job.

2006-10-05 11:14:10 · answer #4 · answered by em25 2 · 1 0

A birthday card that said, "IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!". I'm going to give you $200 dollars in cash, But i can't because I don't like you.

2006-10-05 11:04:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

My husband bought me a "scooby-doo" grey hoodie from wal-mart. (It was my 22nd birthday) He said he wanted to buy me something I would not have guessed.
Well, he did and was banned from ever buying me clothing again.

2006-10-05 11:30:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Nothing. Really I once never got anything.

OH BOO HOO FOR ME!!!!!
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

But the worst thing I've got was some stupid,nasty cake.
It was a strawberry cake, and it was all stringy. EW.

2006-10-05 11:02:33 · answer #7 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 1 0

I told my b/f I wanted something to wear on my hand. I figured the dumb cluck would at least get that hint. What did he buy me??? A bowling ball. BTW I don't bowl.

2006-10-05 11:04:19 · answer #8 · answered by Deirdre O 7 · 4 0

A hair dryer in the shape of a hand gun.

I think they were trying to tell me something

2006-10-05 11:04:29 · answer #9 · answered by confused7873 4 · 3 0

Nothing. that was the worst.

2006-10-05 11:02:56 · answer #10 · answered by Kookie 4 · 1 0

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