I havn't bathed in 3months 1week and 4days. I'm this close to setting a world record. but I smell like SH*t what should I do?
2006-10-05 10:44:34 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Reptiles
omg
2006-10-05 10:47:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
u must reak!
but if you set a world record, how will u tell others about it.
check for this world record in a book.
if you are really closse, don't shower.
if it'll take a long time, bathe for an hour or so, and use good smelly soap.
what will u get if u make this world record?
2006-10-05 10:49:31 · answer #2 · answered by PinakaFaltizan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you don't have someplace like Guiness monitoring you you will not officially set a world record.
What is more important, an unofficial world record or alienating everyone you know?
2006-10-05 10:59:08 · answer #3 · answered by Betty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you even know what the current record is?
I don't think you'll make it as some aboriginies never shower and live more than 100 years.
You'll never make it. You should have started as a baby.
2006-10-05 11:13:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Time to strap on the gas mask and hop in the shower. I thought I smelled something strange. LOL.
2006-10-05 11:15:39 · answer #5 · answered by dreamer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roll with it man. One time my friend the skunk ape down in Florida went 5 months without stepping foot in clean water. After a while you just get used to it. Make sure you start wiping your butt with your bare hands. That always helps. Many of those clean people from the middle east can attest to that one.
2006-10-05 10:54:28 · answer #6 · answered by Bighand 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Take a shower. Is the record really worth the stench
2006-10-05 10:47:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm proud of you for stickiing to your guns, to be honest. Someone needs to break that record, and it might as well be you. Everybody wishes that they didn't have to shower, you're living the dream my man!! Don't shower!
2006-10-05 10:51:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
~~~well MONKEY judging from your picture you are starting to look like **** so do you man if you like it this way cool i lived with some1 who didn't shower for 2 yrs. so that record has been broke if you think i'm lying i'll give you name and # oh all that person did do was wash his DIC* but he smelled real bad so i can imagine~~~
2006-10-05 16:36:45 · answer #9 · answered by EiaMaria 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
STay away from me.......when you do break the record......take numerous showers, soak in the tub, scrub yourself with plenty of GOOD soap!
Gee...how much longer you gotta go? And do you live with anyone?
2006-10-05 10:48:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
take a bath like people who live in the desert do...
rub olive oil (or a nice-scented massage oil) onto your skin and rub sand over your skin... this will take the top layer of skin off and all the smelly funk that it has in it....
2006-10-05 10:48:05 · answer #11 · answered by nikkicfox 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋