Walking in a Winter Wonderland
Lacy things -- the wife is missin',
Didn't ask -- her permission,
I'm wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.
In the store -- there's a teddy,
Little straps -- like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.
In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say,"Whoa, Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"
Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress -- like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!
Lacy things... missin',
Didn't ask... permission,
Wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!
this one has got to be the funniest i was singing it to a mates brother a never expected him to admit that he actually did walk round in it
2006-10-05 14:08:24
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answered by puddle2k6 1
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yes he is! I like his song - "You don't love me anymore"
We've been together for so very long
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?
Seems you don't want me around
The passion is gone and the flame's died down
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
You used to think I was nice
Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist
Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car?
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore
I knew that we were having problems when
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
You're still the light of my life
Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife?
You know I, even think it's kinda cute the way
You poison my coffee just a little each day
I still remember the way that you laughed
When you pushed me down the elevator shaft
Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra
Doing in my underwear drawer?
Sometime I get to thinking you don't love me anymore
You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will
You set my house on fire
You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers
Oh, you think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap
You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep
You drilled a hole in my head
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead
Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all
You never acted this way before
Honey, something tells me you don't love me anymore, oh no no
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore
2006-10-05 10:51:03
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answered by Anonymous
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yes, i almost cried i was laffing so hard when i heard white and nerdy. but here's 1 me and my friend made up thats another parody!
My life is fat (repeat)
My love is large
I saw a sandwich
Of that I’m sure
It reminded me of Subway
It was serving another man
But I wont lose time, eat all night
Cuz I’m a hungry man
: chorus :
I’m really fat
I’m really fat
I’m really fat, it’s true
I saw a buffet
With a long, long line
And I don’t know what to do
Cuz I’ll never be as thin as you
Yes you caught my fat
As I waddled on by
She could see from my chins
That I was morbidly obese
And I don’t think that I’ll eat here again
But we shared a sandwich that will last till the end
: chorus :
Yum, yum yum yum (x3)
I’m really fat,
I’m really fat
I’m really fat its true,
There must be a sandwich
With mayo on its bun
When she though up I should eat with you
But its time to face the truth
I’ll never be as thin as you
2006-10-05 10:49:13
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answered by sydd vicious. 2
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HE IS THE MAN haha i especially loved the parody and most importantly the visul respresentation (music video) for Michael Jackson Bad (FAT)and white and nerdyyy was HILARIOUS aswell.. will he ever run out of genious.. i think not! hehe.
i wanna bowl wit the gangstas but they think im to white and nerdy..im whiter than sour cream LMAO.XP XP XP
2006-10-05 10:42:05
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answered by ♥INTENSENESS♥ 2
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I love Weird Al Yankovic. He is super funny with his parodies.
2006-10-05 10:50:20
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answered by Anonymous
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what a very eccentric artist but hes had a long and weird career he even had the nerve to take a shot at the then popular Michale Jackson with his own version of beat it aptly named eat it the video was very funny many years ago
2006-10-05 11:00:41
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answered by kiki 2
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Of Course he's brilliant! Too many songs of his make anyone break out laughing. And UHF is one of the funniest movies ever
2006-10-05 10:56:28
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answered by buckylask 2
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Yes, he's really talented, especially with all the song parodies he's done over the years.
2006-10-05 10:45:34
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answered by Anonymous
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Weird Al rocks! Witty, sarcastic and a talented musician to boot.
2006-10-05 11:02:25
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answered by FrozenCamel 3
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Watch the movie UHF....awesome...it stars wierd Al and it is where Michael Richards (Kramer) got his start.
2006-10-05 10:42:36
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answered by Anonymous
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