A survey of randomness...?

Question

1. Fill in the blank: I would be______________ if I found an octopus in my toilet.
2. Has anyone ever had to tell you to quit touching their octopus?
3. If you were an octopus, would you ever bite someone who was bugging you?
4. Fill in the blank: My octopus _________________.

Answer 1

1. Shocked
2. Nope, not that I can remember
3. Heck yeah I'd bite someone if they were really irritating and I were an octopus.
4. likes chocolate cake

Answer 2

1. Fill in the blank: I would be scared sh-itless if I found an octopus in my toilet.
2. Has anyone ever had to tell you to quit touching their octopus? no
3. If you were an octopus, would you ever bite someone who was bugging you? yes i would
4. Fill in the blank: My octopus is much better than yours i can teach you, but id have to charge.

Answer 3

1. surprised
2. Nope
3. Don't octopus sting with tentacles?
4. lives under the sea

Answer 4

Ok, and by octopus you really mean...?

Answer 5

1 pleasantly surprised
2 only once
3 no I'd strangle them
4 sucks

Answer 6

1. be concerned as to how he got there
2. no, not yet
3. no, but I might squeeze them real hard
4. is not in the toilet

Answer 7

1. horny
2. yes
3. probably
4. is buggin me










by the way, that was a dumb surey

Answer 8

1. flabbergasted
2. No
3. Yes
4. is gay

Answer 9

dumbfounded
ALL THE TIME
id poke there holes.
is bluorange

Answer 10

1. surprised
2. yes
3. for sure
4. has nine arms.