What is your funniest romantic moment gone wrong story?
2006-10-05 07:05:55 · 9 answers · asked by Lesley C 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
OH, IT ALL TURNED OUT OK, WE GOT A GOOD LAUGH OUT OF IT. MY HUSBAND THOUGHT HE FELT SOMETHING STUCK TO ME AND IT WAS THE CHENILLE BEDSPREAD. FELT LIKE I NEEDED TO WIPE. SO NO MORE CHENILLE BEDSPREADS.
2006-10-05 07:46:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
after a romantic dinner a bottle of good wine..a nice fire in the fire place both relaxing and into the moment..we were getting passionate and soon off came the clothes ,we were making love when my parents without notice came into the living room without knocking! as if that wasn't bad enough they are christians and my girlfriend is screaming and i mean screaming f**k me,f**k me baby,harder harder! i never figured out if hearing that why they came in but i think my dad is a closet perv!anyways i lost the wood,it sucked and i couldn't and still can't look right at my parents and that was 2 years ago!
2006-10-05 07:14:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Got a ride from a friend to school. As I was getting out of the car, the seatbelt arm somehow snagged me in the butt and then let go. I didn't think nothing of it until after my first class when someone let me know my butt was hanging out...apparently when the seatbelt arm grabbed my butt it ripped a big hole in the back of my pants...fortunately I had a light jacket with me to wrap around my waist to make it through the rest of the day...makes me wonder how many people saw my butt haning out and never said a word....
2016-03-27 06:06:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was 18, after my high school graduation, I was getting ready to leave for the military in a few weeks. I was working at local retail store with a girl that was really good looking, quite the hottie. One night, after work, she and her best friend (also a hottie), invited me to come over to her house to watch movies and hang out. Her parents, she said, were out.
So, I go over there and we start watching movies together. The second movie we watched had a pretty steamy sex scene in it. Well, being teenagers and having raging hormones, we got hot and bothered. I started kissing one girl, then her friend said she wanted a kiss too, before I knew it I was doing some really serious necking with both of these little hotties (I know every man's dream and I was living the fantasy at 18). Anyway, hands were roaming and soon were under articles of clothing...you get the picture.
So, we retreated to my friend’s bedroom. Well, things got even hotter and before long the three of us were completely naked. We were rubbing and sucking and well...you know... Soon, my friend pushes me down on my back and climbs on top of me facing away. Her friend moves around between my legs and is doing oral on us both. At this point I distinctly remember thinking that this is not the first time these two girls have done something like this.
Well anyway, with our attention focused on each other we failed to notice that the bed was doing some serious rocking and the headboard was banging against the wall of the room. Just when I thought I couldn't stand it anymore and was about to....you know...the door swings open and the lights flip on and this girl’s mother is standing there looking at the three of us. Well, talk about a shocker, for her and for us!!! We never heard the car pull into the driveway. Anyway, mom stammers a bit and finally says, "Tiffany! I don’t' know who that boy is, but you had better get off of him RIGHT NOW and send him home! And when you and Michelle are done getting dressed, I want to speak to you both in the kitchen. Do you understand me?!?"
Well, talk about killing the mood!!! I certainly didn't wait for Dad to show up and ask me to leave. I burnt out of there like Michael J. Fox in "Back to the Future" complete with flaming trails of rubber left in the driveway. I'm not sure, but I might have run over their cat in the driveway on the way to the street.
It has been 20 years, so I can laugh about it now. But at the time it wasn't funny at all. I was scared to death that her father, a prominent local businessman, was going to have me killed for bedding down his little angle. As it turned out, her mom was totally cool about it and just lectured them about having safe sex that evening and never said a word to her husband about the incident. In fact, I bet she laughs about it today too. But that is just my guess…
PS – The names have been changed to protect the innocent!
2006-10-05 07:43:51 · answer #4 · answered by Desiderata of Happiness 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Snuggling by the fire, sipping wine, kissing and hugging, then all of the sudden, I feel a fart coming. I can't help it. I gotta let it rip. It was loud and strong......It ruined the moment.....
2006-10-05 07:10:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i was kissing. it was dark. we were in a car. on top of a mountain -- in front of a night view of the city. suddenly -- the girl began to shed tears...holding her head down...
i was surprised, shocked is a better word. i said --OK, no more kissing, sorry it is my fault.
to that un-expected exclamation the girl face turned towards me --still shedding tears and said : not to worry, i just lost my contact lenses and i am looking for them!
2006-10-05 07:15:51 · answer #6 · answered by s t 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
WENT TO HAWAII FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY, IT WAS DISASTROUS FROM THE START. DID NOT GET OUR MEET AND GREET, IT WAS HUMID, COULDN'T GET ANYONE TO TELL US WHERE THE RENTAL CARS WERE, STARTED THE MONTHLY, CANCELED DOLPHIN DIVE BECAUSE OF MONTHLY, THOUGHT MY HUSBAND GOT LEFT IN THE WATER AFTER HIS DIVE LESSON, GOT DRUNK AND HUNG OVER 2 DAYS, HAD A HORRIBLE TIME, GLAD TO BE HOME. NIGHTMARE OVER.
2006-10-05 07:13:41 · answer #7 · answered by nwnativeprincess 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Trying to "park" with husband, not only was there no, um, wind in his sail, but his heart was beating so loudly I thought we might be HEARD outside the car!!!
Thanks, I'd kinda forgotten.
2006-10-05 07:10:01 · answer #8 · answered by steelypen 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol when i was dating my wife i was kissing her neck and i got gum stuck in her hair! lol that was funny
2006-10-05 07:48:35 · answer #9 · answered by justin c 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋