THAT FAT PEOPLE ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP?
2006-10-05 06:30:19 · 15 answers · asked by MR. RETARDO VIII 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
thats true, but they also cant get too far either...goes both ways...
2006-10-05 06:32:46 · answer #1 · answered by Henry_Tee 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well it may be harder to find a van large enough to transport them but over all I think they would be easier to kidnap because they can't run very fast.
Although... one time I saw these twin beefcakes running down the sidewalk when they heard that Burger King had a Whopper special for lunchtime. They were like two versions of the Kool-Aid man running through town knocking people, trucks and cement walls down just to get their fat little fingers on some Whopper goodness.
This story had a sad ending though... They had to shoot both of the fat cows because they started getting violent after the store manager cut them off at 50 Whoppers each. This is such a sad story... that I can't even talk about it anymore.
2006-10-06 06:34:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not if you put some really GREASY BURGER on the end of a fishing pole and reel it into a cage for a grizzly bear. the biggin then would follow it into it and be caught. Then use a crane to haul it away.
A lot of effort so YES fat people are harder to kidnap! How you gonna hide a PIG so big? you'll have to go down the freeway with CAUTION WIDE LOAD all over your 18 wheeler. too expensive!
2006-10-05 06:34:45 · answer #3 · answered by Naddo 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Isn't that a stereotype? What do you mean by "fat"? I would not try to kidnap anyone at all, regardless of how fat or skinny they are.
2006-10-05 06:32:36 · answer #4 · answered by poeticjustice 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Has someone tried to kidnap you?
2006-10-05 06:33:19 · answer #5 · answered by ~SSIRREN~ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes it takes more persons to carry them; but they escape harder
2006-10-05 07:21:10 · answer #6 · answered by pink_jp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you need to rent a bigger car or truck and sometimes a forklift.
2006-10-05 06:41:49 · answer #7 · answered by Brite Tiger 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YES
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2006-10-05 06:33:17 · answer #8 · answered by nicholaswright2006 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's actually easier if you place a piece of pie in the getaway car .... just promise them they can have it.
2006-10-05 06:42:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
yes, i have that on a t shirt, thier no fun on a see saw either.
2006-10-05 06:36:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I bet you are really a chubby chaser
2006-10-05 06:33:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋