When you go into a room thats empty to have a fart so not to cause embarrassment and then return to the room with people in, the fart follows you!
How long do you have to remain in the empty room before its safe to return knowing the fart isn't following?
2006-10-05 06:04:41 · 23 answers · asked by Ian S 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
FARTS DON`T LIKE TO LEAVE HOME SO THEY ARE TRYING TO GET BACK WERE THEY LIVED ( YOU SHOULD RESPECT YOUR FARTS FEELINGS )
2006-10-05 06:12:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some of the fart stays in your pants. Wait 3 minutes or so before returning to the other room, or maybe longer depending on the size/quality of the fart.
2006-10-05 13:07:39 · answer #2 · answered by ErnestoV 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you have to leave a room with people in to fart, you are in the wrong company.
2006-10-05 13:25:27 · answer #3 · answered by brillo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drop your trousers then fart, but make sure you lock the door first otherwise you'll have more to worry about than a smelly fart if you get caught.
2006-10-05 13:09:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well............. that's a...................... embarrassing question!
People have farts in their rooms or somewhere else and the fart smells difuses ( spreads ) amongst everyone because fart is gas and practically smelly air and air spread everywhere because if air didn't spread what will we breathe!!!!!!! But luckily plants are here to look after us and give us oxygen!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-05 13:20:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The fart is stuck in the fabric of your pants.
2006-10-05 13:07:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because it farts around - u. lol
After the execution, pat your butt, to get all excess out.
good fart, I mean Good Luck !
2006-10-05 13:24:40 · answer #7 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just go to the bathroom and do it there...that way none of you will get embarrassed...and the fart smell will stay where it is
2006-10-05 13:07:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just so as you can embarrass yourself in front of your friends. People usually know why your leaving the area anyway and everyone does it so don't fret too much.
2006-10-05 13:07:57 · answer #9 · answered by crazylegs 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
give the fart a minute to escape from your pants..or blame it on someone else..or the dog(if present)
2006-10-05 13:07:45 · answer #10 · answered by ndn_202 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋