I laugh in the face of self proclaimed genius' on this site, prove me wrong morons and solve my puzzle!?

Question

The following are a collection of clues that will lead to an eventual code that if successful in completing (which is very unlikely) you should e-mail to me to prove me wrong. Let’s call it a test of intelligence. Good luck

Find not the clue in this language but in the origin and its beginnings.
Your first task is go to the source of the language, from there find the place of its birth this is your first clue and will lead you onto your second clue.

Your second task is find a temple built in 219bc related to a legend of the first clue, it was built for a god, take the single word representing the reason this happened and the first name for whom it was built, this is your second clue and will lead you to your third task.

Take what happened in task two (the reason for the building of the temple) and link it with an exact occurrence 1567 years later, take the city it is famous for, this is your third clue and will lead you onto your fourth task.

Your fourth task is take this famous city and find the Terracotta monkey, in its dwelling place find the scientist who went on a beagle voyage, his first name is your fourth clue and will lead you to your fifth task.

Your Fifth task is take the clue from task four take the scientists date of birth and match it with that of a key figure of a current world superpower sharing the same birth year, what he did on January 1, 1863 this is your fifth clue and will lead you onto your sixth task.

Your sixth task is take the clue from task five and take the son of the spoken person whose favour is asked of in the spoken document and his name is you sixth clue and will lead you to your seventh task.

Your seventh task is take the name of the said son and what was done to him according to a good book to save mankind; this is your seventh clue and will lead you to your eighth task

Your eighth task is a series of physical signs which are apparently inflicted about the human body by no explainable means leaving wounds and scars and in some cases leading to death, this word is your eighth clue and will lead you to your ninth task.

Your ninth task is take the clue from task eight and its first well documented case! Now take the person of which it was happening to, his name is your ninth clue and the lead to your tenth task.

Your tenth task is in the last part of the persons name in clue nine, this place has a church sharing the same name as a ship of Christopher Columbus’s, in the church on the right of the entrance there is an object, this object is your tenth clue and will lead you onto your eleventh task.

Your eleventh task is take the clue from the tenth task, these items are more famously known to be related with a certain type of people (not there origin but for those they are commonly related with). There is a particular person who stands out among these people as he was ruler of the 18th dynasty of this country. He is your final clue.


So now that you have all you clues there is the small matter of breaking the code, for this you will need the clues you have gained, the following are a series of six words of which your clues will help you find the code, but before you can do this you need to break another code to do this. Break the code to find letters used in the final answer.

Word1.
4l 2w c2, 2l c3, 3l c3, 4l 1w c2, 1l c1, 3l 1w c2, 1l c11, 2l c11, 5l 2w c5, 2l c10, 2l 1w c9, 6l 4w c9, 10l c7, 3l c3, 11l c10.

Word 2.
5l c2

Word 3.
2l 2w c6, 3l 1w c5, 3l 1w c1, 10l c11.

Word 4.
1l 7c, 2l 7c, 8l c10, 1l 2w c6, 6l c11, 6l c4, 4l c3.

Word 5.
1l c11, 7l c10, 2l 1w c6.

Word 6.
4l c10, 5l c10, 4l c3, 6l c4.

The above words will give you the final answer if you have gotten this far I will be very surprised but congratulations if you have, all you need to do now is e-mail me the answers for the clues and the final answer to wipe the smile of my face.

Answer 1

I read two lines of your drivel before realising it was in fact written by a moron.

Answer 2

I don't know why people who are unwilling to spend the time (as I am not) to work all this out have to say it's trash.

But the fact that people aren't willing to spend the time to work through it all doesn't mean they're morons, either.

BTW, as I was reading, not knowing some of the clues, I was able to figure out some of the clues in the middle. But it turns out one needs them all to get to the decoding part.

On the other hand, someone who likes this sort of thing COULD take the word lengths at the end, and the repeated characters, with the few clues they know, and possibly get the answer, without working out all the details.

You've asked people to email the answers. That means they won't appear here.

I'll Watch List this in hopes you give the answer in the Comments. I'm keen to know whether anyone actually takes the time to work this out.

Answer 3

Well done! You are too clever to be asking these long questions.

You have put a lot of thought into this, but I feel many people will not have time to read your question, let alone answer.

I must give you ten out of ten for the question, but sorry, I will not Email the answer, must be a catch!

Answer 4

Anyone who can think this up clearly has way waaay too much free time on their hands.
I highly highly doubt that the above tasks mean anything.

Honestly it would take absolutely ages to construct this, longer than it would to solve it.

I doubt anyone will because it cant be solved because its bollocks, designed to waste the "genius's" time

Answer 5

The true genius' do not need to prove it with puzzles. It is reflected in the answers to real questions. Only a fool would attempt such a thing as this. Idiot.

Answer 6

Seems to me that the real riddle is why you want people to email you with the answer so you can be privately shown up, instead of publicly. If you want to mock publicly, the least you can do is be man enough to be shown up on the same forum.

Answer 7

I don't know what gave me the biggest laugh: the thought of you wasting some much time on this or the answers you have received.

Get real mate, the only people who have this much time on their hands to spend on this are probably guests of H.M. Prison Service.

Answer 8

The da Vinci code is easier, if you really want to get descent answers ask something possible to answer

Answer 9

You see... What we have here is... A load of bollocks.

I suspect no-one will actually be arsed to bother even READING your whole "Puzzle" - which I suspect you have just made up anyway :)

But good luck getting an answer :/

Answer 10

Glub Glub Gazzle erkerk Gibber Gibber Gibber............