A man calls his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?" "Not too good," says
the mother. "I've been very weak." The son says, "Why are you so weak?" She
says, "Because I haven't eaten in 5 days." The man says, "That's terrible! Why
haven't you eaten in 5 days? The mother answers, "Because I didn't want my mouth
to be filled with food if you should call."
2006-10-05 04:41:58 · 24 answers · asked by G 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I do...and that's funny and sweet!
2006-10-06 04:48:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2006-10-05 11:53:04 · answer #2 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2006-10-05 11:43:45 · answer #3 · answered by RedCloud_1998 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok m8 thats just sad u need 2 get a life n stop listenin 2 jokes like that!
2006-10-05 11:44:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not so good. I love my mother and would be very upset if she starved herself on my account.
2006-10-05 11:45:13 · answer #5 · answered by Lone Eagle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's sad. And I love my Mom. She's the best and I can't thank God enough for her.
2006-10-05 11:43:49 · answer #6 · answered by redeyedtreefrog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love my mom....I live my life trying to discover ways to repay her for the one she'd given me.
2006-10-05 11:47:59 · answer #7 · answered by sabastian b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love my mom (no guilt trips from her right haha funny)
2006-10-05 11:44:17 · answer #8 · answered by PYT 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love my Mom, she's the greatest.
And that wasn't a funny joke, sorry!
2006-10-05 11:52:18 · answer #9 · answered by dyingatwork 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A cute and silly joke!
Not only do I like my mom, I absolutely 100% LOVE her, and thanks for asking.
And by the way, EVERYONE:
CALL YOUR MOTHER!!!
(not trying to make you feel guilty or anything...)
2006-10-05 11:50:59 · answer #10 · answered by GeorgieGirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love my Mom. She's the best!
2006-10-05 11:47:34 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋