After his annual checkup, Bob is shocked to learn that he has somehow
contracted a rare disease and has only twelve hours to live. Arriving home in
utter despair, he tells his wife the terrible news and begins to cry. Overcome
with grief, Helen hugs him tight and says, "Honey, I'm going to give you a night
you'll never forget!"
They go to bed early and make passionate love with an ardor they haven't felt
in years. When they're done, Bob turns to his wife and says, "Honey, that was
*wonderful,* the best we've ever had. Can we do it again?" This time it's even
more passionate. Later, as Helen is about to doze off, Bob gives her a nudge and
says, "Honey, come on. How about one more time?"
"That's easy for you to say. You don't have to get up in the morning!"
2006-10-05 02:44:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
lol...
2006-10-05 02:54:38 · answer #1 · answered by LeeLynn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i heard it before.. but always soo funny
2006-10-05 05:43:31 · answer #2 · answered by lila 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice..
2006-10-05 02:46:51 · answer #3 · answered by m 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL!!! Yet another good one!
2006-10-05 02:52:03 · answer #4 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool!
2006-10-05 03:02:03 · answer #5 · answered by Montel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. LMAO.
2006-10-05 02:48:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha...
2006-10-05 02:52:39 · answer #7 · answered by lonely 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!!!! That was GREAT!!!
2006-10-05 02:53:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thanks for the :)
2006-10-05 03:12:10 · answer #9 · answered by Jackie M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋