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It's my worst nightmare come true. I've been trying to raise my cats as moral and cuddly. A few days ago I noticed a change in my male cat, Figaro. Although he is neutered he keeps attacking the other, Rosina, and tries to have romantic interludes with her. I couldn't figure out what the problem was until I came home from work yesterday and found Figaro had figured out how to go online. The worst part is- he was checking out "kitty" porn! I feel like I've failed him- whatever shall I do now?

2006-10-05 02:29:20 · 6 answers · asked by Coo coo achoo 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

6 answers

Put a "kitty lock" on the computer.

2006-10-05 02:31:40 · answer #1 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 1 0

You could allow them to view a sexy combination of sci-fi action & adventure!http://www.sebastian.rogers.btinternet.co.uk/thw/cat/image/cat4.jpg

Or you might treat them to an afternoon at the kitty sauna. That's a diversion that your oversexed kitties will enjoy!
http://www.funnypop.com/pictures/data/505/284Cat_Sauna.jpg

But, we all know that cats have determination and one-track minds, so be prepared to walk in one day on a scene like this...
http://www.runway.net/b/moonmaid/graphics/cat-pile-2.jpg

2006-10-05 17:12:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

Neuter him and his sex drive goes by-by.

Then you can take him to the O'Brien show and get rich off his talent of using the computer!!! Since he's neutered, well, you won't have to worry about him molesting Connan (giggle).

2006-10-05 12:03:38 · answer #3 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 1 0

you might want to consider changing your password so he can't get on the computer anymore.....that kitty porn is really bad stuff nowadays!!!

Good luck to you and your cats!!

2006-10-05 09:39:41 · answer #4 · answered by polarbaby 5 · 1 0

Let him do his thing. He has got to get his thrill somewhere.

2006-10-05 09:35:54 · answer #5 · answered by Dottie 6 · 1 0

....LOL,,,LOL,,HA,HA,HA,,LMAO

2006-10-05 09:34:36 · answer #6 · answered by *Glowing* *Wings* 6 · 1 0

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